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granted now people will make extremly stupid wishes

i wish for a pie trowing fight

Granted. Cow pie fight!!!

I wish I was aquatic.

The water is acidic.

I wish I was a nuclear warlord.

Granted. You Become a LITERAL nuclear warlord and die from radioactivity.

I wish for cake.

Granted. The cake explodes.

I wish I had a pet rock that couldn't harm me in anyway and protected me from harm anywhere and everywhere and couldn't be corrupted or cursed and had to be a good not evil pet rock that nobody could ever corrupt this wish for a pet rock ever ever ever ever EVER! ever ever ever ever!
...
EVER!
Did I mention "ever"?
And can't be corrupted ever and protects me from the corrupt versions of other wishes too.
ever...!

God says no... just no.

I wish that hell was a tropical paradise with a evil yeti instead of satan.

Well it isn't. /QQ

I wish that logic would allow ghosts to exist.

But then the ghost take over logic and make humans illogical.

I wish my friend would stop touching me >.>

Granted. you get haunted for eternity.

I wish for my own manta ray.

Granted, it eats you.

I wish for- *this wish has been cut off by the National Service Committee*

The NSC kills itself.

I wish.

The national service committee goes under.

I wish for- ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZzZZZZzzzZzZZzz...

The Zs kill you.

I wish.

Wish granted (I am assuming you wished the Zs would kill the_manta) But they strike you in your sleep.


I wish I could get paid a good $30 dollars an hour at work, instead of $9 all legal american tender...

Granted, you eventually become rich. The whole world then switches to Australian currency and closes all currency trade centers.

I wish for a noble and humble life.