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Wish granted, you die tomorrow.

I wish for the next posters' immediate and unavoidable death...

Granted, both the corruption of my previous wish and your wish alone negate the effects of each other.

I wish for a non-corruptible wish.

You get one, but after jumping with joy for awhile, you land on a marble, fall, and hit your head on a large rock.

I wish I had electro-vision.

*angrily* Granted. You go blind from looking at electrons so much.

I wish for the free will to not have to make a wish. (a.k.a. the fail wish)

Granted. Haha. You don't get a wish.

I wish I could shoot custard from my fingertips.

Granted. People kill you for not being "normal".

I wish for... Oh wait, I can't wish anymore. YES! *walks away without dying from a wish gone wrong.

Wish granted! Here is a fresh, steaming pile of elipses
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I wish for it not to be necessary to wait 30 seconds before posting another comment...

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i wish there will be world peace

Granted, the world is so peaceful everyone forgets how to live and dies.

I wish my computer worked faster.

granted your computer runs so fast that it melts into cyberspace taking you with it

i wish i was pro at everything

granted but your to pro at killing yourself so what else you kill yourself

I wish for i was a better artist

Ok, everything you do gets illegally DLed on the internet and you go bankrupt.

I wish i had 3 wishes

But they were in a pact with the devil.

I wish I had no money.

Granted :P

I wish I didn't wish I had no money.

Ok, you starve to death.

I wish for a end-of-the-world-less 2012.