granted, your irish teacher now got a 5 star rating and to celebrate that, every lesson in the coming week has this teacher! (lol the word was censored and got ***** instead)
I wish for a wish that wishes that the previous person wishes that the next person wishes that-- (loop to the start of my wish here)
Granted. However, it would've started working from the next wish you make. So I come with a plane and completely vaporize the rock w/ some kind of bomb. You were close to the rock at that point, so you were vaporized too.
I wish the world explodes, but that i don't. <b>I safely escape</b>, there's no way i can be too close at that time cuz its part of my wish to not explode, and the wish must be granted first, THEN you must find another way to corrupt.
Granted! But the hair is growing inside of your penis! or if you dont have a penis, ON YOUR NIPPLES!
Hm.... I wish for...hm...
Control of the United States with the people obeying my every command EXACTLY as I state it. My plans for economy growth work with no repercussions, every nation will love me, and no one will attempt to assasinate me. My safety will be absolute, and no evil dictators erupt or evil people erupt thanks to my excellent government plans that spread throughout the world.