you found fame through finding a one million years old piece of poop buried in the ice of antartica,it belonged to a cavemen,when you kept it at home,you turned famous for having the smelliest houses on earth
i wish my fart contained lead and anyone who smelled it would have lead poisoning(except me!)
as youtried to have a safe wish,the wish ruiner gets mad and ruins your thought of haveing a safe wish making a water mutant rise out of the empty ground and kill you with a barrage of water bolts