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Kipdon
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The main objective of the game is to come up with ways to destroy the wall of a castle, the inside of the castle contains riches of such a vastness, that nobody has ever seen anything like it.
Come up with serious ways now, I don't want someone posting that they blew down the wall with a fart. You can be random, but not TOO random.
People can cadpult others into or over the wall of the castle, the person who destroys the wall can go into the castle and claim their reward.
Technology fro mthe past, present, or future is allowed, but remember... NO ATOMIC FARTS.
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This is not a version of destroy the wall, there's a catch, after a person breaks the wall, I will ask THEM a question, if anyone else answers, you will be banned from this thread.
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Wall HP: 100 (hard to decrease)


I launch a grenade at the castle wall. -1.5 HP

Wall HP: 99.5
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GOOD LUCK!

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99percentcomplete
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100 minus 1.5 is 98.5, not 99.5

chowdollas
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i break the wall with an ion pulse cannon doing 98.5 damage

Kipdon
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chowdollas cannot read, and ok, I admit it, I'm bad at subtracting decimals, it's confusing

Kipdon
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Peasant

Wall HP: 100 (HARD TO DECREASE)
you can't deal ninetywhatever with one attack!
Ok and thanks to 99 percent, the wall is at 98.5 HP

I attack the wall with THE ULTIMATE SWORD OF DESTRUCTION!
Wall takes 1 damage. YaY

unforgiven
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i attack the wall with an explosive gas machine (yeah an atomic fart jenerator) XD

bigbrain
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I walk around the wall and hit it with my head.

Kipdon
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ok atomic fart lad actually dealt -100 damage to the wall
Wall HP: 197.5
I told you not to...
and bigbrain dealt .5 damage

Wall HP: 197

I toss bigbrain at the wall
wall -2 HP

Wall HP: 195
bigbrain HP: 5 (all players start with 10)

jalte
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i throw big brain at the wall too

Kipdon
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wall takes 3 damage

Wall HP: 192
bigbrain HP: 0

bigbrain died
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?!?

im_tha_man
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I bend over to let out a big atomic fart, but instead ATOMIC POO COMES OUT!

wall takes 5 damage
Wall HP: 187

jalte
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i drop a toster on the wall and burn the toster!

Kid_Saiyain
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i summon chuck norris and he does the texas flying bycicle kick of doom. wall takes -3 damage =) yw!

Kipdon
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Wall HP: 184

I order a mass nuclear missle attack on the wall.

Wall takes 9 damage.

Wall HP: 175
Kipdon's HP: 1
Kid_Saiyan's HP: 1
jalte's HP: 1
bigbrain's HP: -9
Everyone else didn't take damage.

jalte
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i throw all the fallen bricks back at the wall

Electr021
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I send down a meteor with big massive Bologna sandwhiches stuffed inside it. Wall takes 4 damage. everyone eats a sandwhich. gaining 2 HP! YW ^_^

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