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Kipdon
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The main objective of the game is to come up with ways to destroy the wall of a castle, the inside of the castle contains riches of such a vastness, that nobody has ever seen anything like it.
Come up with serious ways now, I don't want someone posting that they blew down the wall with a fart. You can be random, but not TOO random.
People can cadpult others into or over the wall of the castle, the person who destroys the wall can go into the castle and claim their reward.
Technology fro mthe past, present, or future is allowed, but remember... NO ATOMIC FARTS.
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This is not a version of destroy the wall, there's a catch, after a person breaks the wall, I will ask THEM a question, if anyone else answers, you will be banned from this thread.
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Wall HP: 100 (hard to decrease)


I launch a grenade at the castle wall. -1.5 HP

Wall HP: 99.5
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GOOD LUCK!

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jalte
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Nomad

it rains cows we cook the cows for steak all get 7 hp! =) cow hurt wall -3 hp

Kipdon
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Peasant

Wall HP: 168

I load everyone (not me) into a cannon and fire everyone at the wall.
Wall takes 2,1,2,2,3, and 1 damage.
Wall HP: 157
Everyone's HP: 5
bigbrain's HP: -14 lol
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Bricks fall of wall and nail bigbrain.
Wall HP: 155
bigbrain HP: -25 super lol
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I poke the wall with a stick.
Wall takes 3 damage.
Wall HP: 152

I will strap bombs to other people and send them at the wall.
Wall takes 12 damage. QUACK!
Wall HP: 140
Jalte and elect021 HP: 0.00001 NOT DEAD

jalte
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Nomad

i cook more of the cow on ground + 10 hp

i tie a bomb at big brain's corse and throw it at wall
bigbrain HP- -35

Kipdon
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Peasant

jalte deals 10 damage to the wall from the bigbrain bomb.
i blast bigbrain's corpse with a rocket launcher
bigbrain HP: -64

I start getting angry.
The ground starts cracking.
Fire starts to fall from the sky.
The sky turns red.
The ground burns.
Wall takes 20 Wrath damage. Not Wraith, Wrath.

Wall HP: 110
Fire hits wall.
Wall HP: 100 (-1 every turn for 10 turns)

jalte
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i be like mario i shot like 50 fireballs at wall then kick the burned bricks

Kipdon
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Peasant

ok jalte dealt... *looks at handbook*
15 damage
Wall HP: 85
Wall took damage from burn. (this sounds like a pokemon battle now)
Wall took 1 damage from burn
Wall HP: 84
So far so good.

I toss bigbrain's charred corpse at the wall.
Wall takes 8 damage
Wall HP: 76
bigbrain HP: -76 lol

jalte
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i shoot a missle and wall with big brain's corse on it to make 1) bigbrain do i BIG headbut and 2) for missle to damage it =)

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