Yesterday, I epically pwnd myself! I went to the fridge and got a drink. After I got the drink I went to get some Ice and wrecked my face on the freezer! Lol. Now I wanna her your own Epic Fail!
Webkinzlover, this is a thread for your OWN epic fail not others... And another of mine: My retard gym teacher had me 10 minutes late LAST period, so I had to book for my bus! And a little freshman kid got in my way, I mean she was TINY! So I completely wrecked her a/ss! She like skid across the floor and crashed into the wall! I felt so bad but was laughing so hard afterward. If only it had gotten on video...
5 years ago, it was 4th grade.... (fades into memory)
Running along the side of a soccer (football depending on where you are from) pretending I was flying with my friends. I looked at one of them, next thing i remember was looking up at the old wrinkly monitor looking down at me.
It turns out I had ran head first into the metal part of the wooden bleachers next to the field. I sustained a concussion and mass confusion as to why I was being stared at.
we where playing football at my school last week and i was running to tackle my friend who had the ball and my other friend came up and completely nailed me i flew like 5 feet and flipped. by flipped i mean i hit the ground and kinda did an ungraceful flop roll.
also i was skating looking at my feet and my step dad has a ladder sticking out the back of his work truck and the ladder hit me in the nose and closed lined me sprained my wrist and my nose was bleeding.
almost like his story but i think worse becuase alot of people saw it.!!!!!!
Just a normal school day and the last bell rings to go home. So i am walking and i take the long route to talk to the guy i like [yes i am a girl]. That day he wasnt here and i didnt know that but as i was walking and looking around my friend was talkin to me right when i turn to look if anything was in my way ..... SMACK right in to a pole and every body started to laugh ... man o man that was horrible!!!!!!!!! EPIC FAIL
hahahah! that was funny but ummmmmmmmm...one time in the middle of Science class (in sixth grade) my teacher called me boy instead of by my real name, daniel. so to try to be funny i was gonna say im not a boy, im a man! but when i said im not a boy! everyone juz started laughing...Epic Fail!
Freshman year of highschool, we were all outside playing socker on a football feild for PE
isnt being in high school P.E. and epic fail itself?
we go skiing every year but this year i decide that i want to snow board
so i rent a snow board and we get some lessons
after the incredably boring lessons i think to my self ok this should be fun so i start to snowboard down the hill just as i got to far to turn back i lost control went off a 5 foot cliff ran into about 100 trees then i finally managed to stop myself by just falling so i just laid there untill my dad came to fish me out of the woods
Okay, well my epicest fail was in baseball, every time we practiced at this one field i was hit by a pitch. So the fourth time we practiced there it finally hit me hard enough to break my hand. So I hate that field now.
