Yesterday, I epically pwnd myself! I went to the fridge and got a drink. After I got the drink I went to get some Ice and wrecked my face on the freezer! Lol. Now I wanna her your own Epic Fail!
Well I was over my friends house, and we had a party so the whole place was messed up. So I was helping him clean, and noticed a wet paper towel under a door. So I open the door to get it. (mind you there is a flight of stairs 6 inches from the door. So I open the door, slip and fall down the stairs. FAIL But then I went up the stairs to get the wet paper towel and reached the second to last stair, slipped on a hot rod car and fell back down the stairs. Got up the slipped again and fell on my butt... EPIC FAIL
one time when I was a little kid I was playing war and I hid up in a tree to kill people and you wouldn't beleive it. . . .I fell. It hurt like a ***** but I can laugh at it now.
My retard gym teacher had me 10 minutes late LAST period, so I had to book for my bus! And a little freshman kid got in my way, I mean she was TINY! So I completely wrecked her a/ss! She like skid across the floor and crashed into the wall! I felt so bad but was laughing so hard afterward. If only it had gotten on video...
isn't shadenfuere the best dang thing in the world?!