ForumsThe TavernOh, my, BACONJESUS!!!!!!!!!! (this thread contains slightly weird material that some children might not understand/like, reader discretion is advised)

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thoadthetoad
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Ok, to start off, two things:
1. Baconjesus is a barfquestion thingy, and it's name is skizzorp.
2. Warning! Before reading on make sure you are at least 13 years of age, this thread might increasingly creep you out otherwise.

Ok! Now then, this is really weird. . . .well, I can't find a long way or un-weird way to say this so. . . .HOLY BACONJESUS MY ART TEACHER IS COMING ON TO ME!!!! Overall, it freaks me out. She gives me odd looks and seems to be hitting on me during class, I even asked a couple of different students and they agree'd with me. .. . . . I stay away from that class the best I can . . . .she's weird. . .considering I'm kinda chubby >.<. But srsly, thats creepy huh?!

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madgamer131
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...and ur teacher

thoadthetoad
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yeah what madgamer said was pretty self-explanatory. . .lol. Idk, I just feel kinda awekward, specially since most people agree and . . . . . iz just kinda freaky ya know? lol.

madgamer131
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too bad it want ur hot italian teacher lol

ParalysisTerror
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haha, or hot brazilian teacher rofl, just kidding

Zombie_Survival
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No, too bad it wasn't your hot chemistry teacher, in your senior year in college, who isn't a day over 24! Then I wouldn't worry, other than that... I think you have a problem. But please be mature and reasonable about this.

As an eighth grader, or 13-year-old, there isn't much of anything for a full-aged teacher to be attracted to! I was always treated different from my art teacher, maybe because I'm slightly good at drawing. But this is different. No offense but your 13-year-old mentality is probably causing you to over-react.

In other words, NonameC68 is right. Nothing is wrong about the situation. Just look at it in a more teacher-to-student point-of-view. After all you might just be the Teacher's Pet!

<--ZS-->

thoadthetoad
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As an eighth grader, or 13-year-old, there isn't much of anything for a full-aged teacher to be attracted to!

that truly made me laugh like hell. Another piece of hard evidence, she actually winked and blew a kiss to me, I freaked out and told the principal, but he didn't think anything of it. . .the old coot.
mentorso123
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Dude, you told the principal??? Why would you do that, that's a strange idea!

thoadthetoad
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....it's kinda strange to blow a kiss to a student when you didn't hand in homework, of which was a stupid assignment which I absolutely hate. I went to art class to draw and sculpt, not to take notes about shading that I learned from my mom at age 10!

Owen135731
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lol at first i thought this topic was about "baconjesus"

on topic though, i do find it a bit strange...

fr2clubmaster
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that is a very weird topic

mentorso123
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I agree. And eddie13 that is an awesome idea.

tgregor3
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don't worry she's obviosly doing some sort of illeagal substance so she cant be blamed it's her fûk3d up mind

thoadthetoad
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yea dude, she mgiht be looking at someone bnehind you or something.

As much as I'd love to beleive that, I'm in the back of my class, and she looks me eye to eye. . . . .which was the same time she blew me that kiss. . . . . .I seriously got freaked out that time. . .lol.
MsterXantos
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Question does she single you out? does she keep you after class just to speak? does she point out what you did no matter how dumb? and how does she look at you? these are the questions that will answer your problem.

shayneii
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Lol, I can hardly believe this. If you're teacher is 30... no.

Otherwise, CHILD MOLESTATION (possibility)!

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