ForumsThe TavernOh, my, BACONJESUS!!!!!!!!!! (this thread contains slightly weird material that some children might not understand/like, reader discretion is advised)

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thoadthetoad
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Ok, to start off, two things:
1. Baconjesus is a barfquestion thingy, and it's name is skizzorp.
2. Warning! Before reading on make sure you are at least 13 years of age, this thread might increasingly creep you out otherwise.

Ok! Now then, this is really weird. . . .well, I can't find a long way or un-weird way to say this so. . . .HOLY BACONJESUS MY ART TEACHER IS COMING ON TO ME!!!! Overall, it freaks me out. She gives me odd looks and seems to be hitting on me during class, I even asked a couple of different students and they agree'd with me. .. . . . I stay away from that class the best I can . . . .she's weird. . .considering I'm kinda chubby >.<. But srsly, thats creepy huh?!

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thoadthetoad
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Yes, I know! That's why I'm so freaked out!

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@msterxantos: No, yes, no, and she looks at me. . . . .with a weird sorta twinkle in her eye. It freaks me out and makes me wanna throw a book at her face lol.

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Has she been following you around? Like looking at yu when you weren't in your class?

madgamer131
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what does she say to u wen she keeps u after class?

MisterSharpShooter
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is she hot lol

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wow thts kinda scary i thought one of my teachers was doing that for a while.....scary a** s*** man

thoadthetoad
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@jdogg: sometimes. . .but not a malevolent stare, just sorta like a "hi" kinda stare. . . .Sometimes my neighboor does taht kind. but he's not a pedophiliac.
@madgamer: normal chit-chat kinda crap.

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yo...what is your problem....dont you like girls? stop acting like a whiny little putang and grow some balls. if she does like, which i dont believe because i never even meet you and i dont like you, take advantage...you get to bang an older chcik and have her buy stuff for you......putang boy

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yo...what is your problem....dont you like girls? stop acting like a whiny little putang and grow some balls. if she does like, which i dont believe because i never even meet you and i dont like you, take advantage...you get to bang an older chcik and have her buy stuff for you......putang boy

If she was my own age and I was older, I would gladly. But things don't go right in your pedophiliac mind I s'ose. Lol, grow some balls, talk to the mirror before online. Also, maybe you should grow some brains.
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The post above was slightly funny but also kinda wrong depending on your perspective...

Anyways...I doubt she likes you, but if she does then that's weird o_o
You'll never know until she says something and if she doesn't then I guess you were wrong =) No harm done.
You've only lost [insert number here] sleep over nothing significantly important at the moment.

Cause really, you can't be 100% sure(no matter how much you say it) until she says something, and even then, she could be just messing with you XD

thoadthetoad
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lol that's true, especially cuz I like to crew around with the girls at lunch, at their probably using my favorite class to mess with me lol!

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i though when i looked at the title that you had seen Jesus in you bacon, now i am disappointed

RaptorExx
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i though when i looked at the title that you had seen Jesus in you bacon, now i am disappointed


I thought that, or that Jesus was a bacon/made out of bacon...

I too, was disappointed =(
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lol..This would be seriously close to Child Molesting if she give you "close signs"...I'm trying to be serious, but its kinda funny..

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I am fairly sure that her and some of the other teachers sit in a room after school playing poker and they made a bet with her that she couldn't freak that one weird kid (you) out. So far it seems like shes winning the bet.
= D
hahahahahahahaha!

yo...what is your problem....dont you like girls? stop acting like a whiny little putang and grow some balls. if she does like, which i dont believe because i never even meet you and i dont like you, take advantage...you get to bang an older chcik and have her buy stuff for you......putang boy


this guy has issues a thirteen year old and his 30 yr. old art teacher?

especially cuz I like to crew around with the girls at lunch


lol usually the gay kids at my school "crew around with the girls"

well seriously though, being a 13 year old it does seem kinda nice that a teacher thats not all saggy and someone attractive wants to rape you (lol) but back to REALITY! that would totally ruin your life juz stay away from her and only tell authority ppl if she basically tells you she wants to "do it" or tries to rape you...but like that mod says your probably wrong.
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