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imthebest
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heres mine
Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the mother-f***er upside the head.

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blackrabbit
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ha ha ha
mine
there is no innocence, only varying degrees of guilt

imthebest
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heres another one
I was standing in the park wondering why Frisbees got bigger as they get closer. then it hit me.

imthebest
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not really a quote but whatev ^^^

slliM
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Here is one of mine.

"so... yeah, and stuff."
- slliM

imthebest
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i dont get it??

imthebest
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got another one

''People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.''

- Unknown

slliM
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Your not supposed to.

Here is another:
"When you set your standards lower you defeat the purpose of competition."
- My Dad

Destor
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This one is my favorite

do not lose what you have by trying to get more
-Aesop

imthebest
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when Thomas Edison failed to make a light bulb over 1000 times he said to his workers ''i did not fail 1000 times i only just figured 1000 new ways how NOT to make a light bulb''.

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my fav is You All Right Man

firetail_madness
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"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried!"
~RaptorExx

Xcalibur45
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"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried!"
~RaptorExx


Thats my favorite too!

My teams Football chant.

Dear God the battle we go through, we ask fo a chance to spare. A chance to equal our stride, a chance to do or dare, if we should win, let it be by the code, faith and Honor held high. If we should lose, then we'll stand by the road and cheer as the winners go by.But day by day, we get better and better till we cant be beat, Wont Be Beat!

firetail_madness
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Nice chant, although it would be even better if it rhymed.

And yeah, that quote is awesome!

slliM
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My favorite of them all:
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, no matter who wins your all still retarted."
- Unknown

imthebest
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what???^^

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