heres mine Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the mother-f***er upside the head.
when Thomas Edison failed to make a light bulb over 1000 times he said to his workers ''i did not fail 1000 times i only just figured 1000 new ways how NOT to make a light bulb''.
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried!" ~RaptorExx
Thats my favorite too!
My teams Football chant.
Dear God the battle we go through, we ask fo a chance to spare. A chance to equal our stride, a chance to do or dare, if we should win, let it be by the code, faith and Honor held high. If we should lose, then we'll stand by the road and cheer as the winners go by.But day by day, we get better and better till we cant be beat, Wont Be Beat!