heres mine Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the mother-f***er upside the head.
"It's only an affair if it's a secret" -One of my friends conversations with me. "You can't get raped if your willing" ~My friends psychoticly sexual friends.
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.
From an article on the growth of federal regulations in the Oct. 24th issue of National Review
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license. At age 20 success is having sex. At age 35 success is having money. At age 50 success is having money. At age 60 success is having sex. At age 70 success is having a drivers license. At age 75 success is having friends. At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
- Will Rogers
in the eyes of a child you will see...the world as it should be.
- Unknown
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
-unknown The road to success is not straight. There is a curb called Failure, a loop called Confusion; speed bumps called Friends; red lights called Enemies;caution lights called Family. You will have flats called jobs. But, if you have a spare called Determination; an engine called Perseverance; insurance called Faith, and a driver called Jesus, you will make it to a place called hell
Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have.
- Unknown
The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.
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this is my favoriot at of all of them because its true!
Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap the mother-f***er upside the head.
