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When 10 blondes are put ear to ear they make a perfect tunnel for passing bees.

Here's one on a shirt I have: If you can read this, you're smart than you look.

Here's another one, sorry for the double post:

"I'm not gay! My boyfriend is!"

blond joke: there are ten jokes and three girls a red head burnnete and a blond if they laught there out the blond makes it past nine then before the tenth question she starts laughing [/quote]i just got the first one![quote]

oh i forggot these sorry

im in yur base pwining noobs.
im a bad ass your just a ass.
Nuteronomy-a dogs least favorite book in the bible.
real women dont complain they bitch bitch bitch.
silence is golden duct tape is silver.
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They say i have a.d.d. but they just dont under stand hey look a chicken

Here is the best one ever... Your Mom!!!

Never meddle in the Dragon's affairs - for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

my two favorite shirts have this on them
ooh i even gota picture of one

the other is "Cereal Killer" and it shows a skull & crossbones except the crossbones are spoons

I like the 'stop looking at my shirt' one.

Last night I texted my friend asking, "What does idk mean?" Then he replied and said "I don't know". I replied "Wow, Nobody knows".

bring in the yo mama jokes some one

ps i know where some of you are getting these jokes

1. there are only 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

2. Johnny was a chemists son.
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4
and
3. If you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate.

It's not my fault I never learned to accept responsibility!

There are three types of people: Those who can count, and those who can't

This is a dungeon and dragons joke, but some of you night get it anyway.

if you find yourself and a halfling being chased by a dragon, you must remember. "you don't have to outrun the dragon, you just have to outrun the halfling"

sounds too incompetent, try something else that's funny

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