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globdog76
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OK so ive been really bored latley and i was wanting to know if anyone knew funny phrases like you know on shirts on the computer.

Mine: I'm sick of political ads and i aprove this message
Come to the dark side we have cookies
I wonder why that frisbee is getting bigger then it hits me...

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Cenere
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Lowcase letters plz. And [b]- [/b ] without space....

"I'm gonna sing the doom song now
doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomie doomie doomie doomie doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doomie doomie doomie doomie doomie doomie doomie doom doom doom doom doom doom
the end!"

Flippin3500
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Shepherd

None of these are funny.

Cenere
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Cenere
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Then make yours funny, grumpy bear?

Of course, the Doom son is no fun, if you do not know it.

Parsat
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There are no stupid questions, only inquisitive idiots.

adrecka_33
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The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one.

globdog76
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Did you use a cheat code to get the cup cakes?

miguelin11
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these aren't that funny.

madgamer131
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lines said by drunks:

I'm not as think as you drunk i am...
Excuse me problem is there an officer?

1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor!

Maria4ever
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Mine:
If you ever want to die, then kill yourself.
Frogfrogfrogfrogfrogfrogfrogfrog!
Sorry about that frog thing but I just had to put that in there!

madgamer131
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have u ever seen the movie "In the Army Now"? incredibly stupid, but kinda funny

"Would America have won the civil war if Benjamin Franklin didn't get alnog with Eleanor Roosevelt?"
lol sooo many things wrong...

globdog76
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COME ON PPL TALK

bbyers9113
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UNDERACHIEVEMENT: The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

Snakebite
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Never meddle in the Dragon's affairs - For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

chibilin
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what about this:
I don't take breakfast because I'm thinking about you.
I don't take dinner because I'm thinking about you.
I don't take supper because I'm thinking about you.
I don't sleep because I'm hungry.

Lord_Mist
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what about this:
I don't take breakfast because I'm thinking about you.
I don't take dinner because I'm thinking about you.
I don't take supper because I'm thinking about you.
I don't sleep because I'm hungry.


oh man, that was awesome XD
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