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Singing the "Barack The Magic Negro" song.

Ask whether or not the manager is male or female.

Singing the "Barack The Magic Negro" song

1. Singing "The Final Countdown" in a capella (with a few friends) as loud as you can.

2. Making sure they hear your a capella version of "The Final Countdown" by hijacking the speaker system and singing through mics

3. Make sure they see your a capella version of "The Final Countdown" by connecting all of the TV's to your camera, an record the show.

4. Make sure you can remember the moment forever as the time you sang an a capella version of "The Final Countdown". Hook up a dvd player to every TV and insert a blank disk into each one. Then record. Later, have someone go back and get the dvds for you.

5. Make sure the security cameras see your a capella version of "The Final Countdown" by hacking into all of the screens and playing the video from there!

6. Do all of the same steps with the Barney Song ("I love you, you love me&quot when the employees or managers show up. Then give them a big hug.

7. Once they try to take you out of the store, act as if they're hitting on you, and make a big scene about it.

8. If they have to call the security, you yourself start making incriminating remarks to the manager/employee

9. Later, sue Wal-Mart by taking one of the recorded DVD's (minus the feed of the song) and gain $4,000,000 from the court case.

10. Go to K-mart

11. Repeat

Have some sex with my gf in the fountain

if you find one in a mall, buy as much as you can and then proceed to the next store. then sell everything for the same price at the next store.

ask the manager a question, whe he/she turns around go "woah! transvestite"

pull out a bag of drugs, then say, "ill trade you this for your lunch"

Go into a wal-mart in chicago and say, did anyone hear about rob bla-son-of-a-!#@$%

say you will go on a hunger strike, then ask. "are you gonna eat that dollar bill?"

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go up to a customer and say, "theres a time bomb in my pants, can you get it out?"

take one of their cell phones and call the store, saying "how much does this cost?"

break one of their fish tanks and say, "clean-up on isle 1"

if you see a couple walking down the isles, once they split up, go up to the wife and say "is that your husband?" "yes" "can i meet him?" "yes" once you get back say "mister i found your dog"

go up to the manager, look at his/her nametag and ask "isnt that a girl's/boy's name?"

Start touching up the store manager/assistant/worker.

Rip off the store manager/assistant/worker's clothes.

(I know these are all sick so here's one to cheer you up)Set the firwe alarm of and start dancing in the 'rain'.

Sorry for double posting I just thought of one. Shout 'HOUSE PARTY!' and tear the place apart.

1) i) say THE MANAGER IS TRYING, you know, SOMEONE IN THE BATHROOM!!!
ii) say THE MANAGER IS TRYING, you know, SOMEONE IN THE BATHROOM!!! Anyone know her number!!!

2) Eat the nearest customer

Get naked and put a fake moustache over your male genitals and say 'I'm all man'

Eat a child's ear.

Go to the sports section and play baseball with a few friends.

Say I lost my dad, he's called I.P Freely. And when they ask on the microphone 'I.P Freely com eto the infomation point'.

chase the people out of there

1. Run around with a konohoa headband and yellow hair screaming "IM THE KONOHOA LEAF NINJA!". When the manager asks you to leave start throwing rubber shuriken and kunai at them.

2. Ask the manager "Do you fancy a bum?"