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Anyways:

1. Take the manager's tie, then run around screaming "It's a CLIP-ON, Captain!"

2. Give the Manager his wallet back (after taking it, of course.)

3. Make sure ALL the electrical outlets in the store work. With a screw driver.

4.Attempt to replace a light bulb.

5. When asked about why you are changing a lightbulb, say "You're not being ECO-FRIENDLY!!" and then attack the manager.

Alternative

5b. When asked about why you are changing a lightbulb, say "Because your last twelve workers couldn't do it." Then, if you wish, attack the manager.

6. Make sure no one is in the store before you. Pull the fire alarm.

7. Make sure you have a reason for pulling the Fire alarm. Start a fire in the camping section.

8a. Make sure you're not hungry. Grab a bag of marshmallows, and a ski pole, and roast the marhmallows.

or

8b. When you exit the store with your stuff, make sure you get the credit for your idea. Tell them you started the fire.

9. Impersonate one of the managers in every way, including dress, atitude, maneurisms, and crummy haircut.

10. Make a large add in the paper saying everything at that Wal-Mart is 90% off for the next 2 hours. (4:00 am to 6:00 am)

11. Sneeze on the manager repeatedly, then say you're allergic to jerks.

12. Turn the heater up to it's highest number, break the thermostat, then bar the doors. Offer a $1000 shopping spree to the first person to escape AND bar the doors again.

13. Go to the pet section and put all the fish in one tank. If asked why, say "They were lonely"

14. When you walk up to an item in the store, say that it shouldn't be there. It should be over there.

go over to the toy section grab airsoft,paintball,nerf,ect. and start shooting around wildy

1. yell into the intercome "would a jesus christ come to the customer service.

Let your rabid dog run around the store

Set up aTescos within Walmart and slowly expand untiil you take up all the space within it.

1. claim that you're Keanu Reeves.

2. wait for the worker's lunch breaks, and while pretending to be a spider, steal everyone's food, screaming "Spider attack!".

3. steal and replace everything in the store with an exact replica.

4. clone the mangager.

5. go in the basement, discover the secret manager producing machine, then reveal it to the media.

6. set all the fish in the pet section free.

7. camp out in the camping supplies aisle, and shoot the manager, yelling "I'm eating good tonight!".

8. set up your own business inside of the store, and as it expands, chase the employees off your property.

9. drive an old car into the store and:
9a. go into the autoparts section and fix the car, or,
9b. stuff the manager in the car, and dirve it into a lake, laughing maniacally


10. wear an "I hate wal-mart" shirt. when asked to remove the shirt, yell "HELP!!! I'M BEING ROBBED!!!".

11. pee in all the plants.

Open a bottle coke, add mentos

9. drive an old car into the store and:
9a. go into the autoparts section and fix the car, or,
9b. stuff the manager in the car, and dirve it into a lake, laughing maniacally

More like 1001 ways to get sent to jail.

Hmm...scream 'Imma, terrorist!', and see how long it takes for you 2 get kicked out.

Go in. Go out. Go in. Go out. Go in. Go out. Repeat if needed.

Oh, and a way taken from a comedian:
Go, bring your wife/girlfriend, stuff your cart with beer & liquor, and then... grab a bag of pampers. Then, go to the cashier, he/she will look at you all weird, and then pretend that you don't have money, and put the pampers away. Ahaha.

go to a granny
say hello
smash her face
kill her
and saygoodbye

More like 1001 ways to get sent to jail.

1. Set up a kissing booth in the middle of the store

2. Make out with the pony/vending machine/toy machine/whatever they have out in front.

3. If they have a fake pony ride, yell "I'm afraid this town aint big enough for the both of us," push the kid off the pony, jump on, wave ur cowboy hat, jump off and break it.
OR
4. Just push the kid off lol.

MORE LATER! XD

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1. Make a massive lego tower.

2. Make a castle out of mega blocks.

3. Get in a pirate costume and scare the kids away.

4. Try on all the clothes and every time you try a piece of clothing on get a sharpie pen and write 'Jesus waz ere'.

5. Run into the manager and shout 'WWE!'