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Gametesta
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how many of you are reading the twilight series? I'm on eclipse right now.

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thoadthetoad
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some blood sucking guy i think

Some blood sucking 200 year old vampire out for a minors uterus. The baby ends up eating out of her, or so my friend says.


Bella's a stupid piece of crap that I want to gut alive, along with edward.
I've actually daydreamed how I tortured edward, and eventually he was just lying there yelling "GOOOD, WHY?! WHY THE HELL WAS I A VAMPIRE?! OWWWWW!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, OW, OWWWWWWWW! WHYYYYYY?!"
Then I'd probably shove him through a meat shredder, burn him, and sell his ashes as vampire crack.
haha.
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I have seen the movie and did not find it interesting i might read the books not sure though.

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Some blood sucking 200 year old vampire out for a minors uterus. The baby ends up eating out of her, or so my friend says.

Bella's a stupid piece of crap that I want to gut alive, along with edward.
I've actually daydreamed how I tortured edward, and eventually he was just lying there yelling "GOOOD, WHY?! WHY THE HELL WAS I A VAMPIRE?! OWWWWW!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, OW, OWWWWWWWW! WHYYYYYY?!"
Then I'd probably shove him through a meat shredder, burn him, and sell his ashes as vampire crack.
haha.


Wow, I think someone has some anger issues someone needs to take care of with some therapy. -Backs away slowly-
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