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TROJANS
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You have died and you go to heaven and you meet good,you only ave one question to ask him.
I would ask did OJ SIMPSON do it?

hehe wat would you say

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Graham
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why?

at first i thought the whole thing was gonna be a caps spam :P

TROJANS
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oo jaja i would ask because i wanted to know if it was true or a lie

agentsnake
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i would ask god could he loan me $50$ dollars

Lynoth
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I would ask him "Why?" and see what he says.

BVHdrummer
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You have died and you go to heaven and you meet good,you only ave one question to ask him.


And i meet good...... WHO THE HECK IS THAT?
chibilin
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well im atheistic i dont believe in god but if there would be someone that controls everything i would ask
"HHow does life started?

globdog76
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chibilin you are a idiot

Look at your thumb look at all the detail evrey line evreythig

look at your dogs paw and controlls...?

what do you belive in then what happend It just happend?

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I would ask him why I got excommunicated from my church for talking about Prop 8. And why my prayer didn't get answered. I mean, I prayed the same thing every day for 20 days, and my grandpa's tumor was confirmed to be malignant; I wanted it to be benign so it could be easily taken out.

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Hmmm...This topic is spammy...VERY spammy..


And since this is a topic dealing with god there's no doubt that an atheist or someones going to start raging in here and flame it..

I would ask him.... "If I were born back then, would I still be alive?

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"If i added up all the crap i've ever crapped out. How much would it be?"

Jamzzy88
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I would ask "Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?" because they weren't born so they didn't have the cord thing to cut.

Guys remember to say why you would ask.

TROJANS
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brooksroolsyo kinda wierd

hehe i would ask a question is the world gonna end

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I would say:

"God, the Bible or no one else does not classify you as either gender, presumably because they do not want to be sexist. So, are you a transvestite? If so, then aren't you going against you're religion that you have started? And if you are only one gender, and don;t like gays like everyone thinks, doesn't that make you a sexist gay hating bastard"?

Gametesta
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it would be"why the mosquite?"

kell84
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My question would be likw words. every single language, there are so many languages but how do people know what the words mean, who created them. how to people understand what words mean like how do people know what WHY means?

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