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TOXIC
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i am upset because england lost in rugby does anyone knoe any good jokes to cheer me up?

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Xzeno
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Overall, I find it to be a rather chaotic game.
The stack thing can be weird at first, but once... Oh! You mean Rugby! I thought you meant Magic!

Also, Necromancer, I can't tell what the set symbol is on the Thread Necromancer. I only no a few set symbols, but I've got the important ones down. (Translate: Unhinged.)

And I love your tense joke. lol
I have a whole bunch of 'bad' puns/jokes saved up for social events. For all the flak I catch for making them, people sure love em'. I'm not as good at telling them on the internet though...
Ricador
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What did the Earth say after the earthquake?

Sorry, it was my fault.

(Who actually gets it, it is pretty gay XD).

russianfreak
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Ah, it will, don't worry...

it definetly will 100% haha

~RF~
tennisman24
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why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side

Roadripper
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why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side


You know how old that one is..?

Here:

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. What are you -- stupid?

~RR~
russianfreak
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Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. What are you -- stupid?

haha I like this one haha =)

~RF~
Ernie15
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This still isn't locked? Wow, I am shocked. Just shocked...

Pixie214
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How many chavs does it take to change a light bulb?

one they'll screw anything.

The scrum-half had just suffered a severe blow in the region of his essential equipment.

The trainer ran onto the field with his first-aid gear and as he approached the injured player who was squirming on the ground with his hands clutched between his legs, the scrum-half moaned,

'Please, don't rub 'em! Just count 'em!'

Traveling in a train were a Wallaby, an All Black, a spectacular looking blonde and an older lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Wallaby had a big red slap mark on his cheek.


(1) The blonde thought - "That horrible Wallaby wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."


(2) The older lady thought - "This dirty Wallaby laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."


(3) The Wallaby thought - "That bloody All Black put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."


(4) The All Black thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid Wallaby again."

BVHdrummer
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Ok I have one!

What do you call a losing Rugby team?.....anybody.....anybody.....no?...ok......ENGLAND!!!

hahahahahaha

necromancer
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@xzeno

It's Urza's Destiny set. From the Urza block, probably one of the best out there, expensive though.

russianfreak
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What do you call a losing Rugby team?.....anybody.....anybody.....no?...ok......ENGLAND!!!

Not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~RF~
Fritz_Rublehem
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I don't know about any amazing jokes right off the top of my head.

Merciless_Mercenary
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You remember when Australia lost to England???
happiest day of my life!! well it's up there in the top ten XD

Xavier1
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Can you believe the helmets they wear? They hardly protect you at all...


That's because we don't wear protective gear on our bodies and we tackle by driving the shoulder into the person adn pretty much picking them up. If we had hard helmets on like in American Football there would be so many more injuries.
Merciless_Mercenary
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That's because we don't wear protective gear on our bodies and we tackle by driving the shoulder into the person adn pretty much picking them up. If we had hard helmets on like in American Football there would be so many more injuries.


*nods head*
I prefer rugby brutal game but wicked. I use to play but apparently guys don't like to lose...to girls that is.
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