Forums → The Tavern → Does anyone know a good joke because i am upset, because england lost in rugby

I have one.
Why Hitler kill him self?



Because he got the gas bill hahahahaha

Heres one (but really for world cup)

What's the difference between a Teabag and the England Rugby team?

The teabag stays in the cup longer

In regards to having a black man as the president of the United States a wise man said, "when pigs fly," while there haven't been any reported cases of flying pork, there was a swine flu epidemic that broke out on his 100th day in office...

Did you know embargo spelled backwards is o grab me?

Did you know embargo spelled backwards is o grab me?

Professor: I've had a stroke of genius!

Assistant: You have an idea?

Professor: No. I had a stroke, and when I woke up I was a genius.

Here's another good one

two men were talking in a bar at night:

1st guy: I had a crazy dream last night about a horse and the number five

2nd guy: Oh?

1st guy: Yeah. So this evening I went to the horse races at 5:00, bet 5oo$ dollars on the horse in lane five and you won't believe what happened!

2nd guy: He won?

1st guy: Nah. He came in 5th.

You want to hear a joke?
Rugby's a sport.

I like that last one.

One day there was 2 fishes, and the next day one fish ate the other one...

THE END

Professor: I've had a stroke of genius!
Assistant: You have an idea?
Professor: No. I had a stroke, and when I woke up I was a genius.

England lost, because they suck!
Go Pumas!