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Zega
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Once opon a time there was a king, a banana king. He was a very kind king. The banana king ruled over all bananas, and he has a banana crown. One night the crown vanished. The banana dogs sniffed it out later that morning...
But then the oranges came and killed the banana king... =(
And they lived sad ever after...

Sad ending... I miss the banana king.
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Anyways, what do you think? =D

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Esuna2400
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Zega... u got into making games now? So it works?
One last warning Zega, off the drugs or else i will chidori you!!

Nice and wierd and strange storeis zega...

crimsonblade55
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well actually the first one for some reason was kind of funny because of how random it was,although I didn't quite follow the second part of it,but oh well.

Zega
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Nobody is leading banana land. If it gets attacked one more time the bananas will become banana splits... No warriors are brave enough to fight the oranges, and the oranges know that so they are planning an attack on Banana land. Now when everyone is scared... The banana god comes up and gives all bananas power! And he lets Banana guy rule the land of the bananas! Now the bananas attacks the oranges, fighting for life! The bananas win, and get orange land wich now becomes banana land! Now banana land doesn't look like a banana.

Zega
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Sorry for the double post but is nobody reading?
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Then the apples came from nowhere and defeated all bananas exept one. Then the banana cried, cried and cried. He was so sad, he made clones of himself and attacked those apples! Now the Bananas and Apples are allies, for no reason.

Esuna2400
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Probrally not because these stories are very random and barely anyone can make sense of them... They are also very short...

Zega
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Okay, I'm putting them all together now! =)

Once opon a time there was a king, a banana king. He was a very kind king. The banana king ruled over all bananas, and he has a banana crown. One night the crown vanished. The banana dogs sniffed it out later that morning...
But then the oranges came and killed the banana king... =(
And they lived sad ever after...
Before the banana king was born there was the banana ruler. He did not rule, he stinked. He smelled like pigs. Pigs at that age flied. Once the banana ruler ate a flying pig and died. Then there came a banana boy and became king by eating a flying pig and survived.
The orange master was not orange, he was blue. That was how he became a master...
Now when the king and ruler is dead, who will lead the land of bananas? Guess what?
The banana bully became the prince! He looked at his photo of his dad, the banana king. He cried till he got eaten. And that is the story of banana king's son, the bully. Nobody is leading banana land. If it gets attacked one more time the bananas will become banana splits... No warriors are brave enough to fight the oranges, and the oranges know that so they are planning an attack on Banana land. Now when everyone is scared... The banana god comes up and gives all bananas power! And he lets Banana guy rule the land of the bananas! Now the bananas attacks the oranges, fighting for life! The bananas win, and get orange land wich now becomes banana land! Now banana land doesn't look like a banana. Then the apples came from nowhere and defeated all bananas exept one. Then the banana cried, cried and cried. He was so sad, he made clones of himself and attacked those apples! Now the Bananas and Apples are allies, for no reason.
THE END

Riou1231
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Uh, What the hell... Okay even if you are 1 year older than me Zega i bet i could make a better story than you... -_-

firetail_madness
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Zega, that is very creative and all that, but the storyline is splattered everywhere and nothing is explained in great detail...

Ricador
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That...made no sense...

Zega
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Uh, What the hell... Okay even if you are 1 year older than me Zega i bet i could make a better story than you... -_-

D:

Zega, that is very creative and all that, but the storyline is splattered everywhere and nothing is explained in great detail...

Lol...

That...made no sense...

That is the magic of it!
Matty360
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That story owns because it makes no sense. It's well hard typing on my Wii but I'm used to it.

kevin44
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That is the magic of it!

Magical.... that's what you call it.
:P

It's well hard typing on my Wii but I'm used to it.

Oh god, I know!!! It takes forever!!!
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Unless that king is KR... In which case he is a banana xD =P


Thoad >

Zega...you are completely and utterly CRAZY! I am seriously thinking of calling the police or something on you...lol! jj.

KingRyan
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hehe i like bananna's :P

Zega
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W00t, I can play this theme on my piano:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJfUnjTlbrQ

Anyways...

It's well hard typing on my Wii but I'm used to it.

:O You have Internet on the Wii???!?!!!!? HOW???

That story owns because it makes no sense.

Your intelligence doesn't make any sense. O.o

Zega...you are completely and utterly CRAZY!

So is your face...

hehe i like bananna's :P

hehe i hate spammer's :P
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