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Zega
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Once opon a time there was a king, a banana king. He was a very kind king. The banana king ruled over all bananas, and he has a banana crown. One night the crown vanished. The banana dogs sniffed it out later that morning...
But then the oranges came and killed the banana king... =(
And they lived sad ever after...

Sad ending... I miss the banana king.
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Anyways, what do you think? =D

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Zega
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Someone forgot about the melons!
The melons were a fine race. The lacked one thing; respect. Everyone hated them. They were always bragging about how tough, smart and cool they were. They only had sunglasses anyways. They were at war with the bananas year 666. They fought and fought till year 6666. The devil came and ate the watermelonzzz!1!!!!one

l0l

nichodemus
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Just a stab in the dark here...Are you the Bananna King Zega?

Zega
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Now it's the lemons' turn. The lemons were cruel, nasty and sour. They hated everything except 10 year old donkeys. Who knew they were so foul to attack the peaceful bananas? The war was epic. It lasted for 1337 years. And then it ended. What will be the bananas next challenge? It is....

.Are you the Bananna King Zega?

Of course I am! I am the banana king.
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+1 for imagination.
-100 for the senseless ( is that a word? i'm not native) of this story.
As a mod i would consider this as spamming =P.
By the way you didn't tell us who actually won the fight. Bananas or lemons?

Zega
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Bananas or lemons?

Nobody will ever know... Just kidding! The bananas won.

As a mod i would consider this as spamming =P.

I don't get it.. How?
ulimitedpower
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I have a feeling that you got this idea by watching Charlie the Unicorn on YouTube... Now why would I think that?

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I am the banana king.


You are the Banana King! Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana!

On that note... It was pointless, and random, just like you Banana King! I don't really think that I can say much more about it, since it was so short and all.
Zega
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Charlie the Unicorn on YouTube

What is that? :O

lol
Spam

Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana!

You forgot to say Orange. D:<

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I forgot to tell you about the game called: Banana King.
I'll explain it:

You are a shark and you gotta shake palm trees till trains come down! You put the trains in an apple, then turkeys come and eat the apple. Then the turkeys go up waterfalls and to get them down you have got to collect monkey butts. And so you drop the monkey butts on powerlines and....
Sssssnnaakke
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When does the story begin? Where does the story end?

Zega
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When does the story begin?

When time ends.

Where does the story end?

When time begins.
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