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The story, is a story, where you, yes, you in the blue top, have a say...

I shall begin the story, and the next person to post shall continue it...

This could easily be moved to the Forum Games Section, and I could of started it there, but we are responsible, so do not SPAM!!!!

Once there was a boy called Bob. He lived in a small hut with his mum, dad, brother and sister. One day, Bob had packed his lunch in a box, but there was only room for 2 eating implements. Bob ate EVERYTHING with all 3 eating implements, a fork, a knife and a spoon...

What happens next... you decide...

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Paris -

The revived Master of Lettuce laughs as he city is obliterated.

The Main Story -

The fighting starts again. They slowly push back the enemy forces past the main door. Outside the fighting intensifies and lasts for days. Eventually, as the situation looks dire the knight in armor who is actually is one of the god of war attacks Freddie's army.

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But than the main character decided to head for paris again, bringing along his parents who decided to...

(BTW, this story makes no sense...)

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Due to the number of people who have posted, this story cannot make sense.

In reply to firetail,

Go to a museum and steal art. The main character was left at a hotel by himself when Paris was suddenly attacked by Germans!

Meanwhile with George.

With Bob's sudden disappearance, George was able to push through the enemy lines and slay Freddie. After that, in only a few hours the rebels routed! George called for celebration that evening but...

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this would be boring if this made any sense...this way it's more fun fun fun :P

Paris:
Bob is all alone in the hotel and he thinks..
-"hmmm Germans are attacking and I haven't been drunk ever in my life"
..so he starts emptying the minibar!

Land of AG:
Meanwhile George notices that he can't throw the party 'cos the rebel army had consumed all the booze :'(

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Paris:
Bob: "Have you noticed that there are lots of coffee tables here?"

Land of AG:
George decides to hike up Mt.Spam but...

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Paris

Bob guzzles down all kinds of alcohol he can find. At the same time, Germans stormed the hotel, searching for Bob.

Land of AG

So George with his powers, creates the entire feast from thin air. Everyone feasted with joy for the entire night. The next day, George retired to his castle, watching over his subjects and smiling with pride. As he is in his castle, a determined adventurer is busy fighting off...

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Paris:
Bob is totally wasted and is talking to himself and soon will start puking. but just then...


Land of AG

George was climbing the mount Spam and was nearly at the top when a large spamalanche (avalanche of spam) hit him and buried him deep deep under a thick layer of spam. Then came the moderator group to the rescue and started to search after George...

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Paris:
This very cute looking waitress comes up and asks Bob if he wants some cake, and Bob says...

Land of AG:
They found him buried under tons of junk, and the mods set to work deleting them all. 5 hours later...

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ok so after that what knight_34 said George went hiking and was hit by spamalanche

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Paris
Bob saw that he had lost his spork!

Land of AG
Slowly picking away at the spamalanche, a mod named...

JereN
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lol we write too fast :P we overlap

but now...

Paris:
upset of losing his sporkBob says to the waitress
-"F*** off you bi*** I don't like cake. I want a cookie and milk for crying out loud!!!"

Land of AG:
the mod named GanstaDaddy says that there is too much spam for anyone to survive..so he quits the mod job
the five hours went and still there was a thick layer of spam on top of George...the spammers have been busy. So the mods continue their work, and all of a sudden...

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Paris
The waitress gave Bob a/the

Land of AG
A new mod entered! His/her name was...

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Paris

Meanwhile, his parents managed to get themselves killed as they tried to steal art. Bob was captured by French Police and detained..


AG

an army of AG regulars armed with shovels help the mod team dig their way through the spam. A regular named ....

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Paris:
The waitress slaps Bob in the face and...

Land of AG:
More spam comes piling down on top of the mods, so...

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We should post at a slower pace.

I won't post now because I keep on getting ninja'd.

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