The story, is a story, where you, yes, you in the blue top, have a say...
I shall begin the story, and the next person to post shall continue it...
This could easily be moved to the Forum Games Section, and I could of started it there, but we are responsible, so do not SPAM!!!!
Once there was a boy called Bob. He lived in a small hut with his mum, dad, brother and sister. One day, Bob had packed his lunch in a box, but there was only room for 2 eating implements. Bob ate EVERYTHING with all 3 eating implements, a fork, a knife and a spoon...
specially designed mallet. George and the Master of Lettuce engage in a battle. Determined to vanquish each other, both George and the Master end up bruised and near dead. A man clad in armor and wielding a giant mace, walks in a look around, with a smirk on his face. He then disappears, as every lies in ruin.
With his final strength George stands up. Bleeding badly he starts to walk away from the ruins leaving the master lettuce lying. George comes to the place where the man in armor had disappeared. There he finds traces from the mans feet...but there is something strange about them...
George tsks at you for thinking that he can be damaged in any way. He grabs a zipper from the top of his bleeding head, and steps out of his old, bloody body, into a new, fresh, powerful existence. Then, he snaps his fingers and kills the Master of Lettuce, and finds out that the strange footprints were from Chuck Norris. He blinks his eyes, killing Chuck, and then he. . . .
comes across Freddie Mercury. OMG OMG OMG! They engage in battle. George tries to snap his fingers again and shoot some laser from his eyes and all neat tricks he can. But omg again. Freddie is already dead so nothing works...so George makes a run for it. Luckily Mr. M has been six feet under for so long that he can't move so fast. George runs like the wind and finally he comes to...
the hall of the gods. He, of course, is the most revered god there, right next to Eric Clapton (lol) and he uses his absolute divinity to end world hunger by sending millions of oranges to. . . .
the Brotherhood of George. A military order which worship George and conquer for him. Suddenly in the hall, a few of the gods rebel against George! A massive battle is fought in the hall. After hours of fighting, the god of war manages to knock George unconscious. The traitors win the battle shortly after. Again, the real man in armor is spotted again. He escort George to a safe place where it is revealed that he is one of George's remaining loyal soldiers, as most of his army has betrayed him.
After these sad events George starts to feel bad about killing poor Bob. He decides to summon the greater Gods that are still loyal and friendly to George and together they will use the divine power of The Twelve to resurrect Bob. George called for Eric Clapton, Bill Cosby ( ), Ozzy Osbourne (bite that bats head of!!), Johnny B Goode, Jim Morrison (that old pothead), Mr. Stappy (lol), Magical Trevor (bigger LOL), Elton John (hahahaahaaa), Budha, Some-ninja-dude and DIO (omg)
so now when all was in the great hall, they started the rite. All of a sudden Bob was standing in the middle of the circle the Gods had made. At the same moment when Bob was truly alive, Freddie broke the great door to the great hall. And so the battle began...
Freddie, along with all the traitors (army and rebel gods) storm in the hall and fighting ensues. Just as they finish off the first wave, more and more soldiers fill the enemy ranks. Then Freddie manages to behead Ozzy Osbourne!
and at the same time as Ozzy falls to the ground, Bill Cosby is telling so bad jokes that half of the rebel army just fall down dead. (Their brains turned into porridge and came out of their ears)
Infuriated, Mercury impales Cosby with a javelin! Mercury commands his soldiers to charge and George (along with his allies) retreat to the underground area of the castle. George and everyone loyal to him, equip themselves with the finest weapons are armor in the land and they await their possible death. The door to the armory gives way and as they look, an small group of knights from the Brotherhood have managed to find George.
...in Paris a French man was eating a croissant and drinking wine.
...in the armory the knights said tha tthey will aid George and co. So they all take their sporks and get ready for battle. Even Bob has forgiven George and takes a firm grip of his magical spork. And so they launch a counter attack from the armory
btw firetail did you notice that in the beginning bob teleported to the fabulous land of AG...so we don't really care about Paris :P or do you mean Paris?
