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Meh, I used to think that Chuck Norris jokes were pretty funny when I first became addicted to the interwebs.
But I guess I'll contribute >_>...

When God said "Let there be light!!" Chuck Norris said "Say please.."

If you look up Chuck Norris on Google it'll say "You don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you." But if you spell Chuck Norris wrong WHILE Googling it'll say "Run while you still can!"

I have a lot more, but I'm too lazy to find the funny ones.

"Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land."

"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."

"If you have a dollar and Chuck Norris has a dollar, Chuck Norris has more."

Chuck norris was once bit by the deadliest cobra in the world. after 5 days of severe pain, the cobra died

Space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.


When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!!!!!"

When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Chuck Norris is currently sueing Myspace for taking the name of the things around him.

Chuck Norris is currently sueing Law and Order for taking the names of his 2 legs.

Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, and round- house kicked the deputy.

You all do know he is dead right?

I mean back when I started on this site, I mixed him and Bruce Lee together, to make CHUCK LEE! I still gave that hisoric moment on my about.

I actually have a shirt about Chuck Norris, on the front it says "Chuck Norris counted to infinity 3 times" and on the back "Wait, actually 4 times" it was a gift from a friend.

Chuck Norris pointed at a fighter plane and yelled bang. They never found the plane or the body.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the darkness off.

I mean back when I started on this site, I mixed him and Bruce Lee together, to make CHUCK LEE! I still gave that hisoric moment on my about.

Chuck Norris doesn't "style" his hair, it stays there in fear.

hes hilarious and i met him

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, wet gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite, Chuck Norris bites frost.

Ugh...Chuck Norris jokes...I used to be a big fan. I have 2 Chuck Norris posters in my room and a chuck norris callender too. But I think its time to take a break from Chuck because hes being over-used...ALOT...

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

also, try this site:

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

I love Chuck Norris jokes.

It twas a long...long...time ago...wasn't it Blaze....It would have been about this time last year....

Chuck Norris doesn't wear watch. He decide what's the time.