personally i dont see why everyones obssesed with him but id like to find out. also if u have any wierd facts, jokes, about chuck norris please post here.
joke: Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on
hand sanitizer kills 99.99% of germs. chuck norris kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants. chuck norris also counted to infinity twice, won connect four in three moves, and built rome in a day. from darck
Jesus may walk on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land. Chuck Norris also knows EXACTLY where Carmen Sandiago is, he DID divide by zero, and he CAN beleive that it's not butter!!!!! from darck
they say if you stare at the american flag long enough, a 3D image of Chuck Norris appears and beats up the guy next to you. he killed 2 stones with one bird, played jumprope with a T-rex tail, and can fry ants with a magnifying glass AT NIGHT.
christianity was originally based on the belief that chuck norris created everything and order, but it was then decided that chuck norris was too powerful to do something as lowly as that.
