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Merciless_Mercenary
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I've nearly died four times twice in my sleep and the other two times I almost drowned. What kind of near death experiences have you had?

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shadedclan
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When I was six I almost choked on something forgot what it was.
When I was seven we went to the beach and a jellyfish almost killed me.
When I was eight I almost fell down a cliff when we were hiking.
When I was nine a dog almost ate my balls and had to used surgery on the side of my balls.(Thank God it was not my balls)

Alguzara
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Impressing. :|

knight_34
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I've nearly died four times twice in my sleep and the other two times I almost drowned. What kind of near death experiences have you had?


Hehe, I knew you nearly died twice in your sleep but did you nearly drown twice?

When I was six I almost choked on something forgot what it was.
When I was seven we went to the beach and a jellyfish almost killed me.
When I was eight I almost fell down a cliff when we were hiking.
When I was nine a dog almost ate my balls and had to used surgery on the side of my balls.(Thank God it was not my balls)


That is horrible.

One time when I was seven, I jumped into a pool that was very deep. That proves that I was near sighted and retarded. I nearly drowned if it wasn't for that lifeguard. I was with my extended family, they did not see that I nearly died. That is retarded.
Matthewest
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I drove a motorbike off a small cliff that I didn't see and I don't know if you'd count this but an escalator ate my shoelace and pulled me closer and closer to my doom!

Of course escalators will not eat you unless you hurt their feelings.

the_manta
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almost embarrassing to say, but... my bathroom heater exploded and my head caught fire for a second. luckily, the shower was going. i was extremely fortunate. but my favorite washcloth burned...

knight_34
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almost embarrassing to say, but... my bathroom heater exploded and my head caught fire for a second. luckily, the shower was going. i was extremely fortunate. but my favorite washcloth burned...


You are very fortunate to have lived.
firetail_madness
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How does a bathroom heater explode?
And how does it make your hair go on fire?

How close was the heater to you?

the_manta
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a wire broke or something... i was very young, i barely understood what i heard... anyway, there was a shower of sparks and flame. i was right underneath it, thus making the fire land on my hair, mr. questions all i have to say.

firetail_madness
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Ouchy.
I haven't had any that near death incidents before

crimsonblade55
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The most I can think of is when I was real young I had a bookcase full of books fall on me at home.Then I fell on my head off a trampoline,trying to do something pretty stupid.Thats about as close to near death as I can think of,but I haven't had anything truly severe happen to me before like some of these cases.

supersmiley
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the only thing i can think of is when i was jumping on the trampoline and i fell landed on my leg and i heard a snap and i couldnt feel anything or anything...

Nater
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heres a fact 99.9999 % of these are made up the other % almost happend

bigdaddyg
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well nater do u have any proof that this is made up?

once when i was a little kid i was driving on a freeway. then out of no where our car just stopped, right in the middle of the free way. because of that there was a six car pile up. i had to get a bunch of stitches, and a cast for my arm and stay in the hospital for a while (air bags cause more damage, the thing nearly broke my neck).my mom got out of there with a lot less injuries then me.
when i got out of the hospital i found out there was some faulty equipment in the engine and some how the car just stopped working.

i consider my self luck to have survived. and now i nearly shit myself when i go on the freeway.=[

Graham
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i've never had a near-death experience... never broken a bone either.. pretty boring life huh?

bigdaddyg
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pretty boring life huh?


no not really u should be happy u haven't had any experiences like that. breaking a bone or getting stitches isn't all that fun or interesting. its really painful and u could be using all the time and energy it takes to heal all the wounds to do other important things.
so u haven't missed much.
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