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I am lucky I haven't had any near death experiences.

@Asian_Hero
more like blessed lol

Once i chocked on a dorito ^.^

but my bro whos 10 now but was 6 at the time (i was 8) was at the beach and he walked out and there was a massive slope and well he started drownen so i had to go and help so i went over he jumps on me and i almost drown lol -.-

I have been near death once when I was 4 I was in my house and pulled down the fridge and the sharp knife fell off the fridge and nearly went through my skull.

0_0 what was it doing on the fridge????

*tut tut tut* shame on you fridge what i say bout putten knives on yourself...-.-

Meant to keep it out of my reach but I wasn't able to reach it so I had to get it.

when i was just 2 years old my dad crashed and the car got flipped over thank god i had my seat belt on.
i also nearly drowned in my own swimming pool twice.

Well some of my school teachers have almost ran me over with their cars. One of them drove round a corner without slowing down! Xp oh yeah, it was not on purpose! I choked on a chicken bone once eating KFC. That sure was horrible.

I notice more people get into near death experiences which involve cars.
How do these drivers get their license??

The mafia!!!!THATS HOW!!!

I forgot to mention that I am have a fear of knives especially sharp ones.

lol the mafia is kinda mellow now they only deal drugs and ammunition haha

Now I fear bones! The bone that got stuck in my throat was sharp and long too. Blearh!

Fish bones! I hate fish bones and sharp ice