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thoadthetoad
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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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Cenere
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And punched "15 times to many" in the guts, I remember you saying... Hmm, mental images is getting clearer.

thoadthetoad
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And punched "15 times to many" in the guts, I remember you saying... Hmm, mental images is getting clearer.

heh, yeah.
ey, u wanna know what I just noticed?
Your a wood duke, and your a boy.

LOL.
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...
Thoad... Sometimes... *facepalm*

Strop
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Now now young thoad, I may be counting my blessings that the pubertal manifestations of testosterone and sexual frustration are at least expressed here in prose (unlike elsewhere) but gratituous sexual references tend to up the content rating!

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Not before I open an ALT account bahahahaha~

*goes into damage control mode* *annihilates you*
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I had more smokes

You said you weren't old enough to smoke! tsk, tsk tsk tsk....
thisisnotanalt
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Hahaha! Lol...a moderator giving links to sexual content!


That's like a school principal giving out Smirnoff at the main entrance! LOL
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This topic is where the most innapropriatteness is taking place on Armorgames,,, Haha,

Someone needs to be eating an apple in this ttory, and they throw it up and catch it and eat it :PPP

Sexy!


Then put it on bananapie.
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Er, Liek What's that?

*headkeyboard*wwedrtghgftr
skater_kid_who_pwns
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*FINISH HIM!!!!*


Yeah for mortal combat refrences!!!!!!

I think I like me in this story...i get to be all....hero-ish.

WHy didn't I just shot the ghost?
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I don't really like hte last segment i don't get the switching body thing =(

thoadthetoad
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I may be counting my blessings that the pubertal manifestations of testosterone and sexual frustration are at least expressed here in prose (unlike elsewhere) but gratituous sexual references tend to up the content rating!

Why is a mod telling me to put sexual references/content inside a story about AG?

Alright, you have horse herpes, now be off with you.
WHy didn't I just shot the ghost?

WInd and energy is flowing around you, and you saw that Zoph actually managed to put up a fight for STROP. Would you seriously think of attacking one of 'em?
I don't really like hte last segment i don't get the switching body thing =(

what body switching?
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[quote] I don't really like hte last segment i don't get the switching body thing =(


what body switching?[/quote]

That goes to show that you don't understand it :P
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You need to have a part II to your story mate, it would be very enjoyable to read.

russianfreak
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what body switching?

Oh watever i get it know sorry =)
thoadthetoad
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I don't really like hte last segment i don't get the switching body thing =(

That goes to show that you don't understand it :P

Me? Or RS? Because it's not body switching, it's posession.
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