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thoadthetoad
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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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Cenere
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Russian, I am sure.
Short tale:
Look, wraiths taking over mods we know!

Long tale:
*points at segment three and four*

thisisnotanalt
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RS. I was just saying, that because he thought it was body switching instead of two wraiths possessing Zoph and Strop.

thoadthetoad
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Short tale:
Look, wraiths taking over mods we know!

Long tale:
*points at segment three and four*

Well, that was hurtful. http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr331/chishiokousen/snooty-plz.png
Cenere
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Do I look like I care, Thoady?
But I admit, I forgot: Segment two as well.

Oh, and Skater: The difference between being a hero and being nothing is succes. And the ability to live.
If Cen had stopped Strop, he would be a hero as well. He did not, then he is just nothingness.

And Thoad: Strop=best healer in AG. Who the heck is going to take care off all the halfdead users? On the other hand, non-canon is non-canon, so who cares.

thoadthetoad
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Do I look like I care, Thoady?
But I admit, I forgot: Segment two as well.

well if you don't like the story you can just walk away, you know.

Oh, and Skater: The difference between being a hero and being nothing is succes. And the ability to live.
If Cen had stopped Strop, he would be a hero as well. He did not, then he is just nothingness.

someones having their monthly time...even though I totally agree with you.
so who cares.

indeed.

here, it's B.Y.O.B.
Cenere
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well if you don't like the story you can just walk away, you know.

I do like the story? What did any of that have to do with that? Just telling people what the body switch/possession was?
And you are mocking me as much as I mock you.

someones having their monthly time...even though I totally agree with you.

So you are having your monthly time as well??
Cen would be a lousy hero anyway.

Canonplz?

B.Y.O.B

I have a little left.
thoadthetoad
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So you are having your monthly time as well??
Cen would be a lousy hero anyway.

I'm sure he would, he got majorly owned.
I would if I was a different gender, mayhaps.
I have a little left.

You don't get any *hic* of m- *hic* -ing *pass out*
Cenere
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I'm sure he would, he got majorly owned.

On the other hand he will be majorly pissed when this ends.

I would if I was a different gender, mayhaps.

Whut, male?? I only though there was the midlife crisis... That must be a new thing.

You don't get any *hic* of m- *hic* -ing *pass out*

Funny thing: I sound really intelligent when I get drunk. When I get wasted, I sound like an idiot.
thoadthetoad
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On the other hand he will be majorly pissed when this ends

I can tell.
Whut, male?? I only though there was the midlife crisis... That must be a new thing.

whut, Male??? you sure about that?
Funny thing: I sound really intelligent when I get drunk. When I get wasted, I sound like an idiot.

that is completely ironic, you'd think you'd sound even more of an idiot when drunk.
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whut, Male??? you sure about that?

I am asking you, if you are sure you are:P

I can tell.

Stubborn and a little stupid.

that is completely ironic, you'd think you'd sound even more of an idiot when drunk.

Drunk, more drunk, then. After a beer or two, I sound smart. After that, it decreases rapidly.

...
Et sted mod vest paa Jyllands kyst
derude, hvor sandet er saa lyst,
koerer toget dagligt i slud og blaest,
:/: mod nye maal i damp og roeg:/:
den hedder VLTJ
Den taâr fra Vemb fra morgânen af
taâr over Lemvig og koerer derfra
taâr ud mod kysten, hvor den ender helt i Thyboroen
Turen er en: Dejlig rejse, ned til fjorden, ud til havet.
Gennem Jylland naar man rejser med VLTJ.
Paa den jydske hede langt ude mod vest
ligger den station, vi kender bedst.
Det er byen Vemb, hvorfra toget koerâ
:/: gennem byer som Vrist og Harbooer:/:
med Georg som chauffoer.
Den taâr fra Vemb fra morgânen af â¦
Og toget kommer saa til Lemvig
et smilehul ved fjordens vig
en dejlig gammel by synâs vi,
:/: hvor toget vender og koerâ mod vest:/:
mod Thyboroen i blaest.
Den taâr fra Vemb fra morgânen af â¦
Og endelig er maalet naaet,
det gik som vor chauffoer havde spaaet.
Toget holdt til turen og vi har faaet
:/: en tur til hav og fjord saa skoen:/:
ved endestation Thyboroen.
Den taâr fra Vemb fra morgânen af
taâr over Lemvig og koerer derfra
taâr ud mod kysten, hvor den ender helt i Thyboroen
Turen er en: Dejlig rejse, ned til fjorden, ud til havet.
Gennem Jylland naar man rejser med VLTJ.

MWAHAHAHAAAA!
Cenere
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It is supposed to look like that!! ... *facepalm*
But good song for drunk singing...

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All i can say is, nice story.

thoadthetoad
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I am asking you, if you are sure you are:P

Well there's a lump in my pants every time I see boob, I think I am.

you singing fails, in such case XD.
Cenere
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It's supposed to look like that!! *stubborn expression* ... It is! > <!

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Well..........good to know your actually male thoad...and not gay...........


CEn, yes I know, but I thin kit would hav made some sense to shot the wraith while it was outside of Zophia's body. Thoguh that would have been boring and ended well for me.

P.S Thoad, I just thought of this...why are you like UBER fast?

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