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thoadthetoad
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It was a sad day for armorgames...it was maybe 6 months ago. Our founder, and something of god, Daniel McNeely, had passed away. Of what? Well, Prostate Cancer (because he was too stubborn to get an exam), and about 1 million spam bots, and another 1 million ghosts, that haunted ArmorLand. Daniel went out in a blast, however, he had slaughtered almost all of the spam bots, and revoked half of the ghosts. He did it all by himself, how was he killed? The 3 spamlords, had destroyed him.
His sucsessor, Carlie, was then put in charge in the ArmorCastle (Most of the places I will be talking about is Here Thank you strop for the well illustrated map), and hunted down the 3 spamlords whom killed our honest and great king.
Carlie Ruled over ArmorLand for another 3 months, it was quiet, but she had ignored the hauntings, especially fluent in the Tavern. Many Drunks were possessed and killed during her Term. We thought that it was still okay, however. We praised Carlie. Sadly, her term was not as long as we had hoped, she soon died. Of what? Murder.
Crowds of people came to the meeting hall, and the ArmorCastle, ranting, raving, rioting, and hatespamming of this terrible crime. "Who could have murdered Carlie?!" Everyone shouted. Indeed, it was a sad time.
After this, the Mods had done something they almost NEVER done before, they argued with each other. The arguments and debates never ceased, and then, it turned to flames. War broke out in ArmorLand! Some people flee'd to the gates, but using their mighty ban-tools, the Moderators crushed the fleeing users, and captured those who might survive the mighty blow. Those who were captured were either brainwashed, raped, or enslaved.
Oddly, Ubertuna had never went into the moderation wars, he stayed at the ArmorCastle, completely unknowing of this terrible instance! He had been too busy fighting off several armies, some of which from the moderators themselves, trying to either defile or conquer the Castle, taking it for themselves.
Zoph had been fighting with Strop for the Imaginarium and the other artistry sectors of Armorland, mainly composed to the south. Strop took over alot of the North, and some of the west as well.
Moegreche had completely exiled and pushed back strops efforts to capture the debate area of ArmorLand. Using large, mechanical constructs of stone and powerful Logick (majick + logic), that crushed the users mind with pure sense, and that won every debate. Moegreche has two, extremely large Contructs, which he calls the Sentenials that stand guard out his Mansion.
Zoph has a castle made entirely out of paintings and sculptures, and has a garden/field of mazzelhs, which tend to sleep with her. Her good friend Cenere is her right hand man, and has a regemin of warriors modeled after her character Kai.
Ubertuna stays at his post, constantly fighting in a valiant battle against the riots of the ArmorLanders. He is a great soul, indeed.
There was but one force to stop the madness (SPARTAAAAA) of the Moderation wars. That was called the Syndicate, a group of long time users that go into the tavern for secret meetings, telling each other of the moderators plans. Most of the people in the Syndicate are club members. Sadly, clubs were the first to be enslaved.
The Moderation wars have just begun.


WHOO, I've been thinking of this concept of the Moderation Wars for a couple days, I hope you guys all like, since ArmorGames themed stories seem to be pretty popular nowadays.

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thoadthetoad
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Ah ah ah, EZEKIEL, is ruthless. Moe is in little - no control.

thisisnotanalt
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Yeah, true. The lojimechs are pretty freaky

thoadthetoad
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that they are, that they are.

thoadthetoad
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mainly during battles with the Syndicate, but otherwise, nah.

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Nice Segment Thoad...

Still missing its greatest character...but I won't put any pressure on you to put him back in somewhere...just let the story take its course.

Speaking of the logimechs....I just got a new Logitech headset...I had an old one - but it was old and crappy. The new one is awesome! ARGHHHH ITS EATING MY BRAINNNNNNNN *erck*

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@Fst, I can imagine the scenario now.
"Skater, look, it's Naked fst!"
"Jesus! It's worse than the penicorns!"
"Avert your eyes!"

kingryan
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The only thing that would make that work...would be if you were a girl fst6....

And you just fixed it so it works...so You are probably a girl....

thoadthetoad
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wow, glad I caught this. Without all the off-topic this thread is pretty quiet, huh?

New segment is gonna come out today.

slliM
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New segment is gonna come out today.


*Not-so-patiently waits*

*taptaptaptaptaptap*
thoadthetoad
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*taptaptaptaptaptap*

you mean *fapfapfapfapfapfap*

lol, jk.

but the segment will come out in a few hours, don't be worryin' now, if you do I'll come to your house and kill you, then steal your sister.

just kidding, but it is coming out soon...along with your doom.

What? you expected me to say just kidding? Not in your life, buster.

LoLWhut?
slliM
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but the segment will come out in a few hours, don't be worryin' now, if you do I'll come to your house and kill you, then steal your sister.


Y-y-yes sir.



LoLWhut?


Maybe you should referance that... or someone...*cough* loljk.
thoadthetoad
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Y-y-yes sir.

FOR THAT TONE, I'M COMING OVER ANYWAYS.

heheh.
slliM
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FOR THAT TONE, I'M COMING OVER ANYWAYS.


...:[

:3

Seriously though,

*taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap* *boredom*
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if you do I'll come to your house and kill you, then steal your sister.

Why would he care, he is dead anyway.
That is pretty much saying "I kill you and then I r.pe you" or "Here, take a bunch of painkillers. Working now? Okay *punches*"
thoadthetoad
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That is pretty much saying "I kill you and then I r.pe you" or "Here, take a bunch of painkillers. Working now? Okay *punches*"

I thought it would be adding insult to injury, and I was just kidding, anyways.

someone get's a little testy when they want a MW segment.
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