Sorryz i accidently poested it with none of meh questions so here they are again =]
1.How can one match start a bush fire and it takes a whole box to start a camp fire?
2.If you run backwards do you gain weight?
3.Hmm well if someones blind and ask you what a colour looks like what do you say...
4.Why do you call it rush-hour when in a car jam if its going super slow lolz?
5.Why when you ask your teacher how to spell something they tell you to look it up in the dictionary... but how you spose to find it if you cant sell it?
6.When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
7.Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
8.If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?
9.Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
10.Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'ractice'?
1.How can one match start a bush fire and it takes a whole box to start a camp fire? it takes me one match to start a camp fire, this makes no sense, unless you asuck and burning stuff.
2.If you run backwards do you gain weight? no?
3.Hmm well if someones blind and ask you what a colour looks like what do you say... different then black!
4.Why do you call it rush-hour when in a car jam if its going super slow lolz? becuz people are rushing to get home..... duh lol
5.Why when you ask your teacher how to spell something they tell you to look it up in the dictionary... but how you spose to find it if you cant sell it? cuz teachers are annoying.
6.When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? people!
7.Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites? wise guys are retarded a wise man knows many things.
8.If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be? use ferenhight somthing like.... 6* ferehnhight or somthing
9.Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'? who cares?
10.Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'ractice'? wtf?
Again i add your not suppose to answer them they just loose consept then =[
I will answer all your questions to the best of my knowledge, whether you want me to, or not.
If nothing is nothing,but if you talk about it it is something,and if its something that means there is nothing of nothing and if i said this to you in real life how long would it take you to understand?
Thats not a real question, its a fucking riddle. And, by the way, nothing is an impossible concept, because every single tiny microscopic spot in the universe has something there, even if you can go through it.
How does my being an asshole to idiots online say anything about me having no friends? He is an idiot. And they are stupid, and he is stupid, he needs to learn to use capitalization. Seriously, its not that hard. You hold the shift key, and you press the button you were going to push anyway. That's how you can make a capital letter. Unless you're mentally challenged, it shouldn't slow you down at all.
I'm his friend.
Thanks for the support, Comrade.
And, Dacer, I'll do what I want, thank you very much. Please, just allow me to my opinion, unless you're some sort of freedom hating Nazi.
1.How can one match start a bush fire and it takes a whole box to start a camp fire? Because it takes brains to start a campfire, it only takes a match and a klutz to start a bush fire.
2.If you run backwards do you gain weight? No but you'll fall and trip before you lose any weight.
3.Hmm well if someones blind and ask you what a colour looks like what do you say...
Color is a visual and can only be explained by visible means.
4.Why do you call it rush-hour when in a car jam if its going super slow lolz? The word rush, is a term based completely on an opinion, what is fast to one is slow to another.
5.Why when you ask your teacher how to spell something they tell you to look it up in the dictionary... but how you spose to find it if you cant sell it? Ask the teacher if spelling matters.
6.When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? People.
7.Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites? a wise-man is a smart person. while a wise-guy is just another annoying wannabe.
8.If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be? All that matters is that it will be cold enough to need to wear a coat.
9.Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'? Because the term lip, has already been taken.
10.Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'ractice'?
Nah, that is just a sick joke going around hospitals to freak out every patient.
