Sorryz i accidently poested it with none of meh questions so here they are again =]
1.How can one match start a bush fire and it takes a whole box to start a camp fire?
2.If you run backwards do you gain weight?
3.Hmm well if someones blind and ask you what a colour looks like what do you say...
4.Why do you call it rush-hour when in a car jam if its going super slow lolz?
5.Why when you ask your teacher how to spell something they tell you to look it up in the dictionary... but how you spose to find it if you cant sell it?
6.When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
7.Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
8.If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?
9.Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
10.Do you find it unnerving that what doctors do is called 'ractice'?
very good questions lol they are making me think about them for a bit... number nine is funny... and i dont know whos curel idea that was but they should be punched in the face lol