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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

Just wanted a place to post some other stuff I've written, namely poetry and little nothings, and things of that nature.

I Dislike Poetry

writing poetry is just so cruel
rhyming, meter and rhythm too
writing poetry is something I absolutely rue

villianelles, rime royals, and terza rimas
trochaic, spondaic, iambic and anapestic
why can't words be drab and rustic?

SpasMoDiC PoEtrY is EveN MoRe diFficUlT
sonnets make me sob.
Poetry would be the first thing I'd attack if I were an angry mob.

you say
I'm writing poetry
well I must protest

if I'm writing poetry
I am scarcely at my best
I quite dislike poetry

and won't pen a word at your behest.
I won't give poetry a cent.
And at the side of the deathbed of poetry
I certainly won't lament.

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Something about the main character from the "Publishers" stories.
Henry Crestview was a regular man. His light blond hair spilled subtly over his somewhat stocky forehead; his vivid aquamarine eyes showing to their fullest under the awning of his bangs. His eyebrows were barely visible, his countenance stolid; yet appearing to hide a razor wit and a light of life. He was not a chubby man; his legs lanky; his arms thin. These limbs concealed a deceptive strength, born from years of safaris and marathons. He was by no means ancient. Yet nor was he terribly young; in his thirties, he has seen life at it's best and worst, the only thing left for him to discern which was which. His mouth was radically serene, his nose well-shapen. All-in-all, he was definitely a mundane-seeming person. Mundane situations, however, were just not his style.

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thisisnotanalt
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So I have stoned myself through the power of the internet to try just to get away from everything.



if that counts, I'm perpetually internet-stoned.
samdawghomie
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Peasant

Yeah what you said. The internet is my free one way destination to happiness right now.

thisisnotanalt
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Ttly.

Welcome to our world.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2003/jokerclapbq7.gif

Hmmmmm. . .I need moar ideas. . . .

thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

Moar requests please? I'll be taking them for a while.

I can write, but I don't know about what now. . . .

samdawghomie
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Peasant

It looks like the dude in the background is doing the running man. Lulz

Ok. New topic for ya, Horror. Yeah Horror. Let your imagination roll with that. Moar specificly Hauntings. Try that one. And keep it prose not peotry.

thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

Hmmmmmmm. . .I'll start writing in a sec. Sorry I haven't been on much the past few days.

Gametesta
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i havent seen anything recent by you put your op is fantastic.

thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

Then read through the rest of the thread. OR, look at my deviantART account.

I've hit a bit of a block with the horror story. . .I'll reevaluate it, or maybe anger you and try a poem >:3

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Bard

As requested by Alt, I'm locking this thread. Go to the giant merged one!

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