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thoadthetoad
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1. Give tounge to ANYONE in the world, who would it be? (can be your husband/wife)

2. Start a small buisness with any friend in your life, who would it be? (can't be someone like "bill gates" or some crap)

3. have the ability to transform into either a dragon or a unicorn, which would you choose? (only those choices)

4. eat 1 food and never get fat from it, it'd keep it's flavor, and you'd still get all nutrients from it, and it would be free, which food would you choose? (no magical foods, guys)

5. Buy any video game series, what would it be? (I.E. Mario, Metroid, Fable, Resident evil)

6. If you could join any company, which would you choose and why?

7. Kill a god, which god would you kill?

8. Buy a vacation with full package and 1k of spending money (besides living and travel expenses) where would you go and why?

9. Have a servant, but it'd have to be a 18 year old lady in a french maid outfit without any real good cleaning skills, or a 47 year old lady who loves to clean.

10. Stop and give me 20, what 20 would you give me?

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Davop
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1. What's wrong with you?
2. My friend called Kevop
3. Dragon, duhh!!
4. Twizzlers
5. Mario Kart
6. Nintendo, they make so many cool games
7. What kind of god?
8. Hawaii
9. Old lady
10. Punches

thoadthetoad
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1. What's wrong with you?


If you can't ridicule someones sexual organs or sexual orientation over the internet when NOT in one of the 'chans', I should stop going on the interent....god I'm tired.
dacer
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maybe you should post frenching instead of tongue. that would clear the whole mess up xD

thoadthetoad
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maybe you should post frenching instead of tongue. that would clear the whole mess up xD

would if I could, my short tempered friend.
dacer
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hey somone gets me! sorta

just for future posts....

AHEM

#1 IS NOT MEANT TO MEAN ORAL (as far as we know) THROAD MEANS FRENCH KISSING, SO STOP RESPONDING WITH

ew

your sick

i'll avoid this one

WHAT?!?!?!

kthx.

Zophia
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Lolwut?
You need a mod in here? Clear out some posts, maybe? Will read through thread eventually to see if there's a mess...

Okay, this is ridiculously random. But hey, why not.

1. My ex.

2. This programmer friend of mine. I'm sure we could produce some interesting things...

3. Dragon, no question.

4. Pizza Margarita. I seem unable to become tired of it, and since the cheese is somewhat fatty that wouldn't be a bad thing to have it canceled out on...

5. Spyro. I don't even know how the gameplay is, but I really want to try one of those. :<

6. Company? Hmm, maybe Egmont or another publisher. They have illustrators.

7. To avoid offending anyone, I'll refrain from answering this one.

8. New Zealand or the Galapagos Islands... Because of the nature/wildlife. *wanna see*

9. Hmm, perv versus need to get things cleaned... *glares at mess* Judging from that, the 47 year old would be the best choice. *slight sulk*

10. 20 fluffballs. Here, they're all yours. And now they'll eat your pants. Just ask Kai.

firetail_madness
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I love Zophia's post :P
20 fluffballs, lol...

BTW, in most people's opinion for #7, or at least mine, there's only one god...

dacer
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7. Kill a god, which god would you kill?\\
i relized i didnt answer this
*ahem* the not real god ali baba!

lol nice posts zophia xD

Lige
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What kind of moron thinks tongue is eating someone out? Tongue is always french kissing. How could you make that mistake? Its common knowledge. You've been alone too long, obviously, and have lost the ability to differentiate these things.

apparently half the people on this site.
crimsonblade55
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#1 IS NOT MEANT TO MEAN ORAL (as far as we know) THROAD MEANS FRENCH KISSING, SO STOP RESPONDING WITH

ew

your sick

i'll avoid this one

WHAT?!?!?!


I knew what it meant,I just didn't want to comment on it anyways.Still I am not sure how some people would get the two things mixed up.......
thoadthetoad
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Dude, it doesn't matter. If your in ****, than other people occasionally get into your ****. Its like that time I went beating ******s- the ****ed pop done seen what I done to dat fat hos jaw wit my ****, I dun broken it. I dun stolen a bike to get away, YE YEAH!

admittedly, your style of trolling is alot less like the plaugue that once was "DemonPriest", but you're not doing so good bud. I kindly ask you to withdraw or I'll have the mods lock the thread, and delete your account (and most likely give dacer a warning). Please refrain dude.
thoadthetoad
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10. 20 fluffballs. Here, they're all yours. And now they'll eat your pants. Just ask Kai.

OH TEH NOES
*runs to closet to get some underwear*
your fuzzballs are making me nekkid, NEXT TO KAI. GROSS.
*runs from the yaoi of life*
IT'S TEH END OF TEH WUUUUURLD.
5. Spyro. I don't even know how the gameplay is, but I really want to try one of those. :<

The games are extremely easy. It's mainly consisting or running around collecting priceless rubies and emeralds and opals and amythyst from off the ground...my favorite would have to be Ripto's Rage, which is the second one in the series....but they aren't all that great to start with, sadly.
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1. Give tounge to ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
jessica alba
2. Start a small buisness with any friend in your life, who would it be?
my buddy bob... he is very very good with buisness situations
3. have the ability to transform into either a dragon or a unicorn, which would you choose?
duh a dragon i could fly and shoot fire from my mouth
4. eat 1 food and never get fat from it, it'd keep it's flavor, and you'd still get all nutrients from it, and it would be free, which food would you choose?
hamburger! with all the fixings
5. Buy any video game series, what would it be? (I.E. Mario, Metroid, Fable, Resident evil)
by buy you do you meen to say own? and it would be mario hands down if that is the case
6. If you could join any company, which would you choose and why?
i would work for fifa or for liverpool fc
7. Kill a god, which god would you kill?
oh boy i dunno that i would want to do that
8. Buy a vacation with full package and 1k of spending money (besides living and travel expenses) where would you go and why?
japan to a mountain to snowboard because the big mountain riding is insaine there
9. Have a servant, but it'd have to be a 18 year old lady in a french maid outfit without any real good cleaning skills, or a 47 year old lady who loves to clean.
the 47 year old unless the 18 year old did everything naughty to me that i asked forever and she would be hot
10. Stop and give me 20, what 20 would you give me?
slaps to the face for this question lol

dacer
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RustyCage, that idiot back on the site? why make more accounts?? no one likes you, go outside.

reported :P

thoadthetoad
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RustyCage, that idiot back on the site? why make more accounts?? no one likes you, go outside.

reported :P

Dacer, really, I'm asking nicely this time; please start flame warring on each others profiles, not the thread.

slaps to the face for this question lol

jeez! You guys really are brutal, lol.
the 47 year old unless the 18 year old did everything naughty to me that i asked forever and she would be hot

looks like you get the french maid, then. but just think of who ELSE has done her.
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