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thoadthetoad
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1. Give tounge to ANYONE in the world, who would it be? (can be your husband/wife)

2. Start a small buisness with any friend in your life, who would it be? (can't be someone like "bill gates" or some crap)

3. have the ability to transform into either a dragon or a unicorn, which would you choose? (only those choices)

4. eat 1 food and never get fat from it, it'd keep it's flavor, and you'd still get all nutrients from it, and it would be free, which food would you choose? (no magical foods, guys)

5. Buy any video game series, what would it be? (I.E. Mario, Metroid, Fable, Resident evil)

6. If you could join any company, which would you choose and why?

7. Kill a god, which god would you kill?

8. Buy a vacation with full package and 1k of spending money (besides living and travel expenses) where would you go and why?

9. Have a servant, but it'd have to be a 18 year old lady in a french maid outfit without any real good cleaning skills, or a 47 year old lady who loves to clean.

10. Stop and give me 20, what 20 would you give me?

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crimsonblade55
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1. Give tounge to ANYONE in the world, who would it be? (can be your husband/wife)


I think I will skip this one,mainly because tounge is not in the dictionary,or at least one that I use.

2. Start a small business with any friend in your life, who would it be? (can't be someone like "bill gates" or some crap)


Who ever is the president of Pepsi,mainly because they know how to take over the Fast food industry.

3. have the ability to transform into either a dragon or a unicorn, which would you choose? (only those choices)


definitely a dragon,because I would be able to breath fire, and fly,and have skin that couldn't be damaged by bullets and all that good stuff.

4. eat 1 food and never get fat from it, it'd keep it's flavor, and you'd still get all nutrients from it, and it would be free, which food would you choose? (no magical foods, guys)


Hmm I have to go with spaghetti.Its always an amazing dish no matter how its made for me.

5. Buy any video game series, what would it be? (I.E. Mario, Metroid, Fable, Resident evil)


Probably Final Fantasy since a lot of them seem to be decent and they never seem to stop producing those games

6. If you could join any company, which would you choose and why?


Microsoft so I could help produce Windows 7,to help prevent another Vista.

7. Kill a god, which god would you kill?


Definitely the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

8. Buy a vacation with full package and 1k of spending money (besides living and travel expenses) where would you go and why?


Hmm Tokyo,Japan as I have always wanted to check the place out.

9. Have a servant, but it'd have to be a 18 year old lady in a french maid outfit without any real good cleaning skills, or a 47 year old lady who loves to clean.


The younger one mainly because I don't care if my house is clean or not.

10. Stop and give me 20, what 20 would you give me?


punches in the face for making demands of me when you are still in Middle School probably.

OK,have fun with all of that.
dacer
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That's only when preformed on guys, you retard. Theres another word for oral sex preformed on a female, but I'm not going to say it. I really shouldn't. I'm adding you to my retard list.


Really TotallySane? really? You correcting me here?
TotallySane
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Really TotallySane? really? You correcting me here?


Yes, I was correcting you. What did I appear to be doing?
Lige
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Nomad

that's hot.

TotallySane
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I just puked a little. Vaginas are smelly.

LyIngnotGE
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Luckily, I have no sense of smell, and have never eaten someone out, and don't want to. Thats just disgusting. You can get sick from doing that. Pussy juice is bad for you.

LyIngnotGE
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Just so you know, I flagged you because you made fun of retards.

dacer
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i didn't make fun of retards you reatard, i just pointed out that your retarded, or just stupid.

theres a difference between swearing and vulgar displays, i won't even be close to banned, however you may be given a warning.

alot of kids read stuff like this.

think before you speak, dip shit.

LyIngnotGE
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Why? If I get banned, I can just come back with a different name. What, are you retarded or something? (Get it, I used the word in the same context as you)
I mean really. I get banned, I come back named Cheshire Shit, after that cat in that movie, yo.

dacer
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posting somthing like THAT will make that ban an IP ban, and if you change your ip, you would get banned again!

and you just made yourself look stupid.

I flagged you because you made fun of retards.


[quote]Why? If I get banned, I can just come back with a different name. What, are you retarded or something?


im done with you, i cant wait till you get banned, have fun with your lie of a life.
bigdaddyg
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man this should be locked or deleted since every one is abusing it...

Lige
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I didn't know people could be that sad.


I AM!
thoadthetoad
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20 vaginal fistings.

10. Slaps.

10. Beatings. How you like them apples!

god all of you are freakin' violent!
Funny, however.
Annihalation
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Ok, who turned this thread into a disturbing argument?

Annihalation
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Alright, are mods even looking at this? It really should be locked/deleted, due to the vulgar content and the fact that kids read these forums.

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