And I meant Minnakht instead of Minnikht. I start firing at all attackers, with loads of ammo behind me so I can reload and endlessly (almost) shoot.
I apoligise to the A House about covering it with cheese and it not liking the feeling of cheese coating.
Apologies acceped. Fire started.
I use my ghost to haunt the house and attract other monsters and ghosts to the house to attack everyone attacking.
Defense started.
I kiss the wall then beat it up.
I'm not allowed to control the wall. RubberyChicken, if you appear, please answer this guy.
i call dora to start singing that annoying song and destroy the house because of the sound waves i put on ear plugs o i cant hear it and get driven insane.
A House turned off microphones of its electronic stuff. It cannot hear.
I put a bomb next to the house and lite the fuse, which is about 2 feet long, and I run.
This will take some time to a splode.
I drop a gallon of water on the bomb's fuse, putting it out
Water dropped. Fuse extinguished.
Anywayz, I open a book store next to A House, hoping to entertain nearby visitors/attackers/tourists. Sponsered by A House!
No you don't. Book store opened, you pay for this.
I'll climb onto the A House and build a Platform Gun on top of it, i mount onto the gun and shoot any attackers
Even more defense started.
I go with Riou, but I summon A House duplicates to confuse the enemy. Now I put lazor power into the platform guns and shoot all of the enemys. Now I set my gun to auto and build a wall, a moat, laser turrets, rocket turrets, and machine gun turrets. I will now go back to my spot.
I think you stopped being dead. Even more defense added.
@Riou: Snap for turret defending A House! I got a bedroom in it and I was the first one to get a windowsill MG turret.
@Bluydee: So you upgraded my windowsill MG?
My MG upgrades:
1. Massive bulletproof sheild with a hole to shoot through.
2. Lots of ammo cargo for extra shooting.
3. Bluydee's "lazor power".
You people better thank me for reviving this thread TWICE. I mount alot of automated turrets on my book shop next to A House, which is sponsered by A House.
Alot of defense added.
I jump into a pond just before I hit 0% health
Fire extinguished.
I paint the outside of A House as a rainbow, hoping for it to be happy again. And I sprinkle rose pettles on to A House's front lawn. Oh how nice.
*Wipes tear*
You people better be thanking me for reviving this thread THRICE! Or Minnakht just can't be bothered.
House painted. Roses planted.
I throw paint remover on A House and throw a molotov at it to make him unhappy. Then I get my tank and shoot it from a distance
You deal 800 damage and then are pwned by all this defense.
A House
HP: 67371 (-820)
Skills: Alot of annoying ones. Most notable ones are Strangle with a Curtain, Form Avatar and Chair Stampede. It can also fix its structure slowly.
Status: Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture. It also trusts the house cleaner hired by mattt15. Some bees defend A House. There are a few sticks of dynamite lying nearby. Burning damages A House for 20 damage each turn. There is alot of player defense on A House, that includes 4 gatling guns, a platform gun, a MG turret with alot of upgrades, alot of other turrets, a moat and alot more, probably.
Special rules: Same as before, and they can be found on the first page. STATIDONKERS are disabled. Definition of a STATIDONKER can be found on page 3. Using E99 effectors is disabled. Oversized amounts of soldiers are "restricted". Oversized amounts of text are "restricted". Methods to insta-kill one unit used in Heroes of Might and Magic series are disabled. Massive forest destruction disabled.
Stage: Forest. Contains some pines and such. Some are broken already, and about 21(31 formerly) are lying on A House. A destroyed mech is lying infront of A House. The frontlawn has some roses planted, and there is a book store nearby.
Dead people: orion732
Simplified people: None
BANNED people: None yet
Disintegrated and insane people: None yet
Possible time when I'll check again: somewhen tomorrow
Relations: None between players and NPCs.
Stunned people: None
Current players' locations and HP: Matty360 100% - in his book store, RubberyChicken 100% - hidden, crimsonblade55 100% - fortified bunker, orion732 0% - broken by the mech, lance form, daleksparta 80% - outside infront of A House, Pazx 100% - just infront of A House, gooddemon 10% - in a pond
Other stat I should put in template
