I man my windowsill MG, aware and guarding A House. Then I let A House take control of my MG, then I put 6 gattling guns on the roof of A House. When that's finished I go back to guarding A House with my MG.
NOTE: the gattling guns are controlled by A House because I added them to it's furniture and taught it how to use it.
I get into a concealed location with a sniper rifle, and then (hopefully) headshot matty 360.
@RC: Wait there! I modified my MG to have a massive bulletproof round sheild with a little bulletproof looking hole so I can see where I shoot. By the way it's like metal not fantasy doo daa.
to late, you already got headshot'd while trying to assemble that shield.
No, he was when he was placing them guns on the roof. 45 damage to Matty360, as you couldn't headshot him there.
The house is destroyed when I die because I had programmed all the explosives I had hidden under the house to blow up as soon as I died. And there were lots of explosives. Like 200 Hydrogen bombs.
Please remind me when did you hide the bombs there, as I cannot remember this.
I hack into a nuclear missile silo and fire a missile at the house.
"missile" fired and succesfully hit. 1250 damage. Put a nuclear warhead on it next time, maybe?
I exit it when I enter a self destruct sequence.
Alright, waiting for this to happen...
a oil can falls out of the sky I catch it i pour it ony self it drips of me on to roof then I rub my sand papery suface on a match it starts on fire and I start some more matches one fire and throw them in the air and I start rolling all over the roof while the oils still on me and I again think out loud "why did I pour oil on myself?"
Without spamming: both you and A House are burning for 20 damage each turn.
I turn A House into a house golem. Then, I make it grow 100 times bigger than its normal size. I give A House more fire power
Chairs: Put gold on the whole thing.
Chimney Artillery: Turned the attacks into lasers, while it can now blast a nuclear strike.
Whole House: Turn it gold plated.
You don't have enough rupees/power/permission/whatever.
i call in chuck noris to roundhouse kick the house all day long.
chuck noris gets pwned. (I'm not even going to explain what's wrong with this.)
A House
HP: 74211 (-1250) That was weak, people.
Skills: Alot of annoying ones. Most notable ones are Strangle with a Curtain, Form Avatar and Chair Stampede. It can also fix its structure slowly.
Status: Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture. It also trusts the house cleaner hired by mattt15. Some bees defend A House. There are a few sticks of dynamite lying nearby. Matty360 owns a MG turret and can operate it. Burning damages A House and gooddemon for 20 damage each turn.
Special rules: Same as before, and they can be found on the first page. STATIDONKERS are disabled. Definition of a STATIDONKER can be found on page 3. Using E99 effectors is disabled. Oversized amounts of soldiers are "restricted". Oversized amounts of text are "restricted". Methods to insta-kill one unit used in Heroes of Might and Magic series are disabled. Massive forest destruction disabled.
Stage: Forest. Contains some pines and such. Some are broken already, and about 21(31 formerly) are lying on A House. A mech is standing infront of A House, and it's wielding orion732 channeled into a lance.
Dead people: None
Simplified people: None
BANNED people: None yet
Disintegrated and insane people: None yet
Possible time when I'll check again: Agh... Cannot promise anything. But hopefully somewhen tomorrow.
Relations: None between players and NPCs.
Stunned people: None
Current players' locations and HP: Matty360 100% - A House, RubberyChicken 100% - hidden, crimsonblade55 100% - fortified bunker, orion732 100% - held by the mech, lance form, daleksparta 80% - In the mech, Pazx 100% - just infront of A House, gooddemon 60% - on the roof,
Other stat I should put in template
