The eiffel Tower and the Leaning Tower of Pisa become infuriated at this seamingly "super" tower that is replacing them as the darling of the human race (as far as towers go). They plot to usurp it, spreading lies about its poisonous waffle batter. THe humans angered create a pitchfork wielding mob and set upon the waffle-tower.
just to piss you off for killing me off for no apparent reason.
i send in 50000 guys that are invincable to anything, nothing can stop them, literally nothing, not even any time travel vortex's asking them nicely, nothing, they each have a fork and knife to devour your wall, so theres an exact killing rate of instant death as soon as they reach the house. of course i payed them each to attack the house so they are obidient, they have no free will so dont say they just ditch me and take my money, they cant develope free will, but their genious's mable to fight out of any situation, also i cannot be brainwashed since my last wish before death was to send them, and now im dead.
The eiffel Tower and the Leaning Tower of Pisa become infuriated at this seamingly "super" tower that is replacing them as the darling of the human race (as far as towers go). They plot to usurp it, spreading lies about its poisonous waffle batter. THe humans angered create a pitchfork wielding mob and set upon the waffle-tower.
The waffle tower has heard of the rumors and has turned emo, the pitchfork mob drown in its custardy tears but deal 100 damage
I pick up a fork, spread syrup on a corner of the tower, and take a bite out of it. Afterwards, I decided to chip some off and save some for later.
you consume some of the wall -2HP
i send in 50000 guys that are invincable to anything, nothing can stop them, literally nothing
Due to the fact that you are dead and therefore could not have told them anything all thier head explode and all of your comments you post after this will fail just as miserably
I put on some earmuffs and hold a Cher concert in front of the tower, causing it to start bleeding syrup because of the awful music, which attracts a mob of squirrels who then devour the waffle tower, and while the waffle tower is being devoured, a grizzly bear comes along and rips it to pieces. Then, I go eat some sardines and breathe on the tower.
I put on some earmuffs and hold a Cher concert in front of the tower, causing it to start bleeding syrup because of the awful music, which attracts a mob of squirrels who then devour the waffle tower, and while the waffle tower is being devoured, a grizzly bear comes along and rips it to pieces. Then, I go eat some sardines and breathe on the tower.
For some sick reason the tower enjoys the concert thus eliminating the posibily of any squirrels or bears, however the wall suffers damage due to your horrible breath. -300damage
