I like well-thought-out humor, as well as sarcasm. The only stuff that doesn't make me laugh are stupid crap jokes and stuff like that. So if you say something like "I crap on the wall" then I'll kill you off, but if it's well-thought-out or just really random, I'll like it.
Wow a mix of irreverent yet inteligent sarcasm and scary movie.
a pub is set up in the base of the tower. Know 3 men walk into the ppub. Well I say 3 it could easily be 4 or 5. Could be nine or ten, doesn't matter. Could have been fifteen, twenty - fifty. Round it up. Hundred. Let's go mad, eh - two-fifty. Tell you what, double it up - five hundred. Thousand! Oh, I've gone mad! Two thousand! Five thousand! (adopting auctioneer persona) Anyone? Five thousand, six thou, six thousand, ten thousand! Small town in Hertfordshire goes into a pub! Fifteen thousand blokes! Alright, let's go - population of Rotterdam. The Hague. Whole of Northern Holland. Mainland U.K. Let's go all the way to the top - Europe, alright? Whole of Europe goes - I say Europe. Could be Eurasia. Not the band, obviously, that's just two of them. Alright, continents - North America! Plus South America! Plus Antartica - that's just eight blokes in a weather station. Not a good example. Alright, make it a lot simpler, all the blokes on the planet go into the pub, right? And the first bloke goes up to the bar and he says "I'll get these in." What an idiot. The pub becomes so packed and the patrins so dry mouthed they decide to riot. The cast of Scary movie start to throw tables at the waffle tower and every one else follows suit. The whole male population of the world sets upon the tower.
Wow a mix of irreverent yet inteligent sarcasm and scary movie.
a pub is set up in the base of the tower. Know 3 men walk into the ppub. Well I say 3 it could easily be 4 or 5. Could be nine or ten, doesn't matter. Could have been fifteen, twenty - fifty. Round it up. Hundred. Let's go mad, eh - two-fifty. Tell you what, double it up - five hundred. Thousand! Oh, I've gone mad! Two thousand! Five thousand! (adopting auctioneer persona) Anyone? Five thousand, six thou, six thousand, ten thousand! Small town in Hertfordshire goes into a pub! Fifteen thousand blokes! Alright, let's go - population of Rotterdam. The Hague. Whole of Northern Holland. Mainland U.K. Let's go all the way to the top - Europe, alright? Whole of Europe goes - I say Europe. Could be Eurasia. Not the band, obviously, that's just two of them. Alright, continents - North America! Plus South America! Plus Antartica - that's just eight blokes in a weather station. Not a good example. Alright, make it a lot simpler, all the blokes on the planet go into the pub, right? And the first bloke goes up to the bar and he says "I'll get these in." What an idiot. The pub becomes so packed and the patrins so dry mouthed they decide to riot. The cast of Scary movie start to throw tables at the waffle tower and every one else follows suit. The whole male population of the world sets upon the tower.
Okaiz den! The testosterone makes the billions of men pissed, and they all hit the wall before going into a riot themselves, causing the entire male population of the Earth to be killed! -1,000 hp to the wall.
