This is a pretty fun game I used to play alot. The rules are simple. 1. someone claims the hill 2. the next person explains how they beat the last person and claims th hill for themselves. 3. If you don't end the reply with the phrase "My hill" It dosn't count.
I'll start. I climb the hill and vuild a wall around it. My hill
I poke you in the back, putting you off balance and you trip into the pit
oh by the way I can't have been stopped from being born because I exist already, unless you create a time paradox, but then neither I nor the person you stop me from being around would exist at any time within time, by the way I already paid an exterminator to kill all these badly drawn hedgehogs a few posts back
A use Indian's whip to fling myself on top of the hill and kick Bug off and he rols into the pit, I quickly throw a rancor(big thingy luke fights in star wars) into the pit and cloe the top with a giant metal lid XD