I'm posting some of this for anyone who hasn't already heard the Xenu story. For any who don't know what Scientology is, it's basically a scam for money. They make you take a "free personality test", tell you you have a bunch of flaws that you don't really, make you feel bad, then make you pay out the arse for a bunch of classes that are supposed to get rid of these "flaws". These classes can run as much as $100 for an hour of trying to convince someone who's pretending to be a child that it's OK that they wet their pants. In actuality, it's all a bunch of idiocy. After you've taken a certain amount of these "classes", you get to learn this story, which they don't tell to beginners because it would scare them away. Without further adieu:
Iâm going to tell you a story. Are you sitting comfortably? Right, then Iâll begin.
[/i]Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.
Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were over-populated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.
Xenu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).
These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.
The story doesnât end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a âthetanâ in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).
After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called âimplantingâ.
When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.
As for Xenu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xenu is still alive today.
That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these clusters of souls called âbody thetansâ. And if we are to be a free soul then we have to remove all these âbody thetansâ and pay lots of money to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ was because it was in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years ago.[/i]
Well what did you think of that story?
What? You thought it was a stupid story?
Well so do we. Unfortunately this stupid story is the core belief in the religion known as Scientology.* If people knew about this story then most people would never get involved in it. This story is told to you when you reach one of their secret levels called OT III. After that you are supposed to telepathically communicate with these body thetans to make them go away. You have to pay a lot of money to get to this level and do this (or you have to work very hard for the organisation on extremely low pay for many years).
We are telling you this story as a warning. If you become involved with Scientology then we would like you to do so with your eyes open and fully aware of the sort of material it contains.
Most of the Scientologists that work in their Dianetics* centres and so called âChurchesâ of Scientology do not know this story since they are not allowed to hear it until they reach the secret âupperâ levels of Scientology. It may take them many years before they reach this level if they ever do. The ones who do know it are forced to keep it a secret and not tell it to those people who are joining Scientology.
Part of the first page of the secret OT III document in L. Ron Hubbardâs own handwriting.
WWW.XENU.NET
Now you have read this you know their big secret. Donât let us put you off joining though.
You know what? I'm upset I didn't think of that crap before someone else and then I could be sitting rich somewhere. Mr. Scientology was brilliant. A money-making scheme through religion...ingenious...
^Maybe so, but people need to be aware of the danger that Scientology poses. They infect the minds of people with their gibberish and then, when they try and get away, they destroy them. Most people, within 6 months of leaving Co$, commit "suicide".
Yeah yeah, we've ALL seen that South Park episode. When I saw the "This is what Scientologists ACTUALLY believe." caption, I LOL'D like I only had three days left to laugh.
Oh, not directly, it's not recorded. But do some research and you'll find out how many apparent suicides occur in people who leave Scientology. A very large percentage, but I don't have the statistics on hand. And yet, people continue to take these classes, not realizing they're being manipulated...
If my future son ever starts talking about joining scientology, I'm going to rob a scientologist church. Then I'm going to blow it up.
Seriously, scientology is a dumber scam than those people on the internet who claim to be world leaders and want to transfer money to your bank account and stuff....
Ah, but it's actually pretty tricky. they trick you into thinking you have these personality flaws. And they're good at it, too. Then once you feel like crap, they make you pay hundreds of dollars to take classes to get rid of these flaws. Flaws that you don't actually have in the first place.
You sure thats the real story? I saw tom cruise on the news, He was scaring me, though. He said some junk about scientologists being superior and crap. As far as I can see, the Church's of Scientology kreep me out. Now, I don't know, its a bit farfetched, but I guess anyone believing in the weird stories.. okay..but then the fact about Christians Beleiving in Christ caz of a film was stupid. There are other religions, too [Lol] LIke.. 1.3 Billion Muslims. >.>
Anyway, The whole suicide thing made me laugh. By the end of your story, I thought you were spamming. Anyway, Funny topic but I don't know whats wrong with the people that do this. Not being mean to their religion, just they have a weird veiw on other things. [Suicide = Bad.] [Doubt All the Christians sat down long ago, saw a film, and were like "YAY! Christ!" What a bunchah lies...
