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Megamickel
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I'm posting some of this for anyone who hasn't already heard the Xenu story. For any who don't know what Scientology is, it's basically a scam for money. They make you take a "free personality test", tell you you have a bunch of flaws that you don't really, make you feel bad, then make you pay out the arse for a bunch of classes that are supposed to get rid of these "flaws". These classes can run as much as $100 for an hour of trying to convince someone who's pretending to be a child that it's OK that they wet their pants. In actuality, it's all a bunch of idiocy. After you've taken a certain amount of these "classes", you get to learn this story, which they don't tell to beginners because it would scare them away. Without further adieu:

Iâm going to tell you a story. Are you sitting comfortably? Right, then Iâll begin.


[/i]Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.


Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were over-populated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.


Xenu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).


These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.


The story doesnât end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a âthetanâ in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).


After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called âimplantingâ.


When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.


As for Xenu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xenu is still alive today.


That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these clusters of souls called âbody thetansâ. And if we are to be a free soul then we have to remove all these âbody thetansâ and pay lots of money to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ was because it was in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years ago.[/i]


Well what did you think of that story?


What? You thought it was a stupid story?


Well so do we. Unfortunately this stupid story is the core belief in the religion known as Scientology.* If people knew about this story then most people would never get involved in it. This story is told to you when you reach one of their secret levels called OT III. After that you are supposed to telepathically communicate with these body thetans to make them go away. You have to pay a lot of money to get to this level and do this (or you have to work very hard for the organisation on extremely low pay for many years).


We are telling you this story as a warning. If you become involved with Scientology then we would like you to do so with your eyes open and fully aware of the sort of material it contains.


Most of the Scientologists that work in their Dianetics* centres and so called âChurchesâ of Scientology do not know this story since they are not allowed to hear it until they reach the secret âupperâ levels of Scientology. It may take them many years before they reach this level if they ever do. The ones who do know it are forced to keep it a secret and not tell it to those people who are joining Scientology.

Part of the first page of the secret OT III document in L. Ron Hubbardâs own handwriting.

WWW.XENU.NET


Now you have read this you know their big secret. Donât let us put you off joining though.

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Mr_Hobo_2100
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People are morons, they believe the words of a sci-fi writer as a religion. Its like people believing that we are filled with the spirits of the people that are killed by Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell, by Tom Clancey). Its a joke

J4son
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You know what? I'm upset I didn't think of that crap before someone else and then I could be sitting rich somewhere. Mr. Scientology was brilliant. A money-making scheme through religion...ingenious...


They make on every 50 years, Last time it was advanced Latterday Saints, before that, Evolution, Before that, Physics theory.
Drace
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Haha evolution.

We live in a world where everything is about money. Everything is a scheme now.
Some are just more visible and less devious then others.

Do you really think you need to treat yourself at Starbucks?...In N out...movies, whatever it is that costs money. (Except food)

Ricador
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If anyone wants to know more about this loony, messed up, fraud, money making scheme "religion", just ask Tom Cruise

ThsTorturedSoul
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J4son and Drace, you two seriously don't believe in Evolution?
How stupid can you be?
Survival of the fittest doesn't make sense to you? Natural selection too advanced of a concept?
Just because you don't understand a theory doesn't mean that it is a scam.

This one, however, is just bad.
Scientology is a blatant scam. The entire thing is ridiculous.
There is really nothing more to say about it.

InTheZone
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These idiots with V For Vendetta masks protest a few weeks outside the scientology building. God knows what they're protesting exactly, but I found that just ignoring the Scientologists helps me out! I say, just leave the cult freaks alone, what they do is their business, no?

Sure it's a scam, and sure many people fall for the scam, but... WHADDAYA GONNA DO!? Maybe start another religion saying: "Scientology is a scam"?

ThsTorturedSoul
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Dude.
InTheZone, those "idiots" are some of the brightest people of our generation.

Anonymous is the name of the organization. They are a group of elite hackers and social engineers that work to defend individual rights everywhere.
They were not protesting. They were the ones who got the leak of the video from the conference and gave it to the media after posting it online. They are the ones that vandalize the Scientology websites and servers. They are amazing.

You are obviously not informed enough to be making fun of such a group as Anonymous.

Also, it wasn't just one place. There were hundreds of groups of people wearing masks all over the world in hundreds of cities. They were making a statement against scientology.

Mac_MK
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Yea I've seen them in Australia in Melbourne on the news going against Scientology

and I think that's called a protest, anyway they got their rights to do it no one seems to be stopping them.

Drace
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Dude some of the members of the Scientology havn't talked to their parents/sons for over 20 years!

I would be wearing 50 Vendetta masks for protesting.

ThsTorturedSoul
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I must disagree, Mac. I still don't consider their showing a full blown protest.

I guess, in the sense of the word, they were protesting the ideals of Scientology, but I don't consider a staged protest.

Mac_MK
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They were protesting I'll post the video from youtube:

Anonymous protests Fair Game in Melbourne Australia on the 10th of May 2008

Melbourne Scientology Protest May 10th 2008

silentclore
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Them anons were right!

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