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Evilpumpkinman
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I guess the name sums it all up!!!Put your long and complex or short and simple jokes here!!!If it's in the wrong place move it,If it's all ready been done lock it,O.K I'll start!!!

This is mine...

Q.How Do You Make Lady Gaga Cry?
A.Poker Face!

HaHaHaHa *cough*

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Zega
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Q: How do you get a turk to stop drowning?
A: Idk.
Good!

tennisman24
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Hahaha *cough*

Termi
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Termi
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Q: How do you get a cat to bark?

A: Set fire to it and it goes *Wuff*

Muwahahaha

Milos
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Q: From two bold men, which one is bolder?

A: The one with the bigger head.

SuperZagron
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Two men walk into a bar, the other one ducks.

Pixie214
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Two men walk into a bar, the other one ducks.


Three blokes go into a pub. Well, I say three; could be four or five. Could be nine or ten, doesn't matter. Could have been fifteen, twenty - fifty. Round it up. Hundred. Let's go mad, eh - two-fifty. Tell you what, double it up - five hundred. Thousand! Oh, I've gone mad! Two thousand! Five thousand! (adopting auctioneer persona) Anyone? Five thousand, six thou, six thousand, ten thousand! Small town in Hertfordshire goes into a pub! Fifteen thousand blokes! Alright, let's go - population of Rotterdam. The Hague. Whole of Northern Holland. Mainland U.K. Let's go all the way to the top - Europe, alright? Whole of Europe goes - I say Europe. Could be Eurasia. Not the band, obviously, that's just two of them. Alright, continents - North America! Plus South America! Plus Antartica - that's just eight blokes in a weather station. Not a good example. Alright, make it a lot simpler, all the blokes on the planet go into the pub, right? And the first bloke goes up to the bar and he says "I'll get these in." What an idiot.

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
SuperZagron
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Q: What do you call a patriotic fish?

A: An uncle Sam-on

brenda_1997
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Q: What did one volcano say to the other?
A: Do you lava me like I lava you?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.


Haha.. Very funny tennisman.
djfinalmix
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once upon a time there were three little piggies. piggie 1 ran home and said 'mommy! I need to go to the bathroom.' a while later piggie 2 came in and said 'mommy! I need to go to the bathroom.' a little while later the last piggie came in and sat on the couch. mama piggie said 'why, dont you need to go to the bathroom like your other piggie friends?' the little piggie replied, 'no need mama. im the little piggie that went wewewewewewewewewewewewewe all the way home.'

classic. hahahahaaa-cough-cough-ccccoooouuuugggghhh
blllaaarggggg!-[slow hyperventilation]

RKO
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Q: If you ask a Dog what's on top of a house what does it say?

A: "RUFF"

Hahahahaha...*cough*...ehh....

irockownage
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the Americas Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesnt want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.''
- Chris Rock

KamikazeKraut
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The Detroit Lions 0-16. hehehe

irockownage
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sorry for "****" that was dick cheney

RoyalArmour
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knock knock...
2.whos there
banana
2.banana who?
idk but rnt u glad i didnt say orange...
akhahahahahahhahahahhahahah

LufffiStudios
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I always lie.

(It may be a paradox, but it's still funny. Does anyone get it?)

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