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thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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dragonball05
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dragonball05
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Shepherd

"That's why it confused me, Pierce."
"And he said he found the comments, too."
"Yeah."
"Yeah."
"Mew~"
"Only Pierce and Mary are going to get that..."
"Oh well..."

Pazx
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Pazx
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Peasant

P: Like seriously...
M: Urm...

*walks off*

*comes back*

P: Actually, why did you do that?
M: I don't think it really makes sense there...

dragonball05
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dragonball05
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Shepherd

"Are you confused by pazx, too?"
"Yep."
"Wanna listen to some songs?"
"Sure. Which one?"
"How about A Better Tomorrow?"
"I thought you meant a real song, not one of our punk-o-matic songs..."
"How could you have not known that's what I meant? You're me."
"..Shut up."
":P"

nichodemus
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nichodemus
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Grand Duke

N:China is red.
D: The US is blue.
N: The world is in depression.
D: So are you....
N: Shut up Mr.Hyde.
D: I'm just a fragment of your imagination,floating around in that swamp of you brain mister.
N: Alright got that....
D: No you didn't. I can feel it. The Force is great. Randomness on the other hand is a whole new dimension.
N: My brain aches....
D: Shiz Strop is coming again.
N: ......I'm not scared, I'll Stand my ground, I'll....SPLATTT!
Strop: For posting absolutely nothing but randomness, you win a free trip to AG's special Octagonal room N.
D: w00t! I'm free, I'm free! I'm....URGHHHH!
Strop: Thor what did you do?
Thor: Meow?

Pazx
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Pazx
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Peasant

P: Has anyone else noticed that by saying 'Octagonal room' we are talking about a 2D room?
M: Oh shut up that's been answered > >
P: *locks M in octagonal room*
M: Ow crap... It's really cramped in here
P: I rest my case
M: LET ME OOOOOOOUUUUUUT!
King HUZZELFLUFF: Taco?
M: > >

nichodemus
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nichodemus
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Grand Duke

N: Taco!
Thor: Meow...Meeeoowww....
D: Nice kitty....Er nice hammer....
N: Want some uber...urk...tuna?
Thor: Meow...Purr....
N: Ok enough of the act kitty!

*Loud scratching noises, ripping of clothes, tearing of flesh, crunching of bone and of course the wonderfull screaming. Guys you should join a choir!*

Pazx
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Pazx
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Peasant

P: Once again, someone fails to realize the danger of eating taco's.
M: I think you spelt 'realise' wrong.
P: > >
M: < <
P: Whatever > >
M: ...

P: Mew?
M: Rawr.

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

"Hahaha, Mary thinks that 'realize is incorrect."
"Alt, it is."
"Shut up!! I didn't design you to be British."
HUZZLEFLUFF: Get me out of this octagonal room!
N: You're hopelessly stuck. *noms taco*
D: Give me a taco!
N: No.
D: Pwease?
N: Over my dead body!
D: Fine.
N: Do you play Gemcraft?
D: Yep. I use the gemadier tactic.
N: I invented that.
"Alt, why haven't you used me or you in this dialogue in a while?"
*headkeyboard* c c cvvcxcvcvcwrgfffcergfcchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhzxcghjmmmmmmmm xzSsstgbh mjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhhhhhhhn nnngxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

"Alt, that was impressive gibberish."
"What gibberish?"

BigP08
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Shepherd

"This is interesting and crazy at the same time."
"Then why are you reading it?"
"Oh no, I'm doing it too. "
" isn't a word. You can't say it."
"Well I just did."

Pazx
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Pazx
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Peasant

P: Now that gibberish is worrying me...
M: What gibberish?
P: Oh go away
M: I live here.
P: Oh riiiight...
M: Get out of mah house...

P: Nich, don't eat no tacos
M: I thought it was Demus?

nichodemus
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nichodemus
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Grand Duke

N: Tacos? Nope...Meat loaf.
D: And chicken soup!
N: Whatever, I need a hammer to bash Thor back. Wait that sounds utterly wrong....
D: Epic fail my other half.
N: )*%$#@%^&*(!!!
D: Wow, impressive gibberish!
N: Well you *Censored again*, *yet again*, *beap*, get out of my mind dude....
D: Suit yourself, now you'll only be Nicho.
N: Wait come back!
D: Pffff....
N: I'll give you a taco.
D: Ok now I'm really going.
N: No wait! Come back Thor's there!
D: Expect me to believe that?

*You all know what will inevitably happen. So ah well what's the kick?*

armor_warrior
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armor_warrior
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Peasant

A: Should we post here?
W: No.
A: Why?
W: It's completely spam.
A: Yeah, so why shouldn't we post?
W: You're hopeless.
A: Well you're a Magic 8 Ball.
W: Well you're... a bad comeback maker!
A: Oh the irony!
W: *headdesk* yurttthijftuydewsdhjrikjudfhghsejrtjhfdgsgfehjkgdfhy
A: Wow, is that Dutch?
W: No...
A: Oh... well alright then... well then what was it?
W: Gibberish.
A: Ah, the language of love.
W: That's French...
A: I thought you said that it was Gibberish.
W: Oh my God.

armor_warrior
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armor_warrior
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A: Should we post here?
W: No.
A: Why?
W: It's completely spam.
A: Yeah, so why shouldn't we post?
W: You're hopeless.
A: Well you're a Magic 8 Ball.
W: Well you're... a bad comeback maker!
A: Oh the irony!
W: *headdesk* yurttthijftuydewsdhjrikjudfhghsejrtjhfdgsgfehjkgdfhy
A: Wow, is that Dutch?
W: No...
A: Oh... well alright then... well then what was it?
W: Gibberish.
A: Ah, the language of love.
W: That's French...
A: I thought you said that it was Gibberish.
W: Oh my God.

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

"Chill, I've lost a lot of faith in humanity lately."
"Why?"
"People can't make the distinction between randomness and insanity."
"There isn't one."
"I will not comment further on that."
*noms taco*
*noms another taco*
*taco frenzy*
*burrito break*
*nacho break*
*naptime*

ulimitedpower
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ulimitedpower
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Nomad

"And back on the road!"
"Yeah, that 72 hour long movie on 'Life is sss-ssss-ooooooo l-ooo-nnnnnnnngggggg' was awesome!!"
"Actually, it wasn't a movie."
"What then?"
"Reality, you dumbo"
"Really? It seemed so different..."
"That's because things look different when you move from your happy house in the thigh"
"I want to fight over it again!"
"Here we go again..."

Super Battle

Fighters: Ulimitedpower vs his sanity

And they hit, and punch, and right from the start you know their lives depend on it!

What are they fighting for?

Who gets to live in the thigh. Current owner is Ulimitedpower. The place includes a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cell bedrooms and free red blood cells! Also in the box is a radiator and bullet proof, bone encased security vaults, where no thieves can get to!

Now that's worth fighting for. Lets get back to the fight:

Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity
Sanity punches Ulimitedpower
Ulimitedpower punches Sanity

And zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ.....

The game has been decided!!

Who won?

Ulimitedpower! well done, here's the keys.

Ulimitedpower walks off into the night.

Those sure were rusty keys for a new house.

your right, just like my... Hey stop!!! Those are my car keys!!

Broom, Broom.... FFFFFFFFFFF(I don't know car sounds)

Stop!!!!!!

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