"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
"People think I have bad conversations." "You do." "mine are my favorites." "Narcissist." "The others just aren't unsane enough, you see." "Alt, are you a maverick?" "Yes." "Could you explain maverickocity?" "To be a maverick is impossible. The title is impossible to acquire. But when you acquire it, then everything you do is maverick. Even not being a maverick is a maverick action, because people would be expecting you to be maverick. Therefore, the act of defying their maverick expectations would be maverick. But, doing as maverick thing would also be maverick, because it carries the title of maverick." "Isn't that a huge contradiction?" "No."
"Alt... that was confusing..." "I feel sorry for you Chill... you have to deal with all that nonsense." "..." "..." "What now?" "I dunno. Wanna go see if we can have some of cen's strawberry cake?" "Sure."
N: Grahhhh this place is getting torn up by more and more people. Three nuts was way enough. D: Say, you fail at math too, there were 3 people with 6 characters talking the crap out of this thread. N: Ah well, math makes my head aches sometimes. D: yeah, statistics test today... N: Ah! Standard deviation!, Raw Data, Interquartile range! Thor I need you now! Thor: Meow? Meow......RAWRRR!!!!!
But it is no fun talking to myself, now is it? I might have a lot of characters, but I dun care to take them out It will just ruin your little game, will it not, to have someone as boring as me join in? And yes, I am good at monologs > >
P: But, you have done it with real people Cen! M: It was for a reason though... P: This has a reason? M: Not really. P: I thought you were siding with me... M: Not really.
N: Woah, without Alt, these place feels like the Titanic when it slammed into that ice-cube. D: Lulz. N: Alt, come back, we need you! D: Go on. N: Ok this thread really doesn't have a purpose except for spamming nuts. D: So whatcha suggesting? N: Let's stay.
N: I feel like a six-month old cabbage leave that no one gives a &^%* about. D: Ever get the feeling people don't care about you? N: Yeah, that's why I'm talking to myself over here. D: Good point. N: Ah well, I see like minded people here all the time. D: Spare me the crap and hit me with Thor ok?
Trood: Hey Chill, Alt, I'm new here! So, what is the neverending story?" "Get out while you can! It's a fucking madhouse!" "Chill, no need to cuss. I'll explain. The neverending story is a monument to my unsanity-you certainly passed the statue of me on your way in, no? I started the thread." Trood: What's happened so far? "Well, the God Computer of Doom & Destruction got the blue screen of death, HUZZLEFLUFF got imprisoned in an octagonal room, a spork made of ice killed Chuck Norris, and Captain Falcon got duct taped to an invisible wall. Also, Cen was repelled by the unsanity." "See, Trood? It's senseless!" Trood: Makes sense to me.
N: And we got killed half a dozen times by a hammer posing as a kitten Alt. D: Good times those were. N: Absolutely, I miss those days. D: You'll live to regret that line N.
*Blood, gore, guts fill the octagonal room where the inevitable happens to N and D*
N: Wow, that felt great. Do it again do it again! D: Dude you on crack or anything? N: Nah, Obama just gave me ten grand and a lollipop. D: Gosh, can I have it? N: No but you can take the ten grand. D: No!!! Me want lollipop! Me tell Strawpy and Thor! N: Whee~~~Thor!
"I have finally managed to pull myself together and become one person" "Liar!!" "Who said that?" "I did!" "Who are you?" 'The thing from thing gummy" "Wasn't that in the Goosebumps series?" "uhmmm..." "I have a memory you know" "Rwally? "Yeah, and your grammar sucks." "So?" "So... Never mind." "No, I'm interested. what did you mran?" "Go away" "I want the thigh." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" 'did i say something wornf?"
