"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
K34: And I thought that man would kill me. Where in the world is D3? D3: No. No.. Ahhhhh! K34: What are you doing here? D3: Can't you see me lying in pain? There's a pool of blood! K34: It's just a scratch. D3: Scratch?! K34: I command you to stand! D3: I can stand! K34: Yes, you can stand! D3: I don't like this place. K34: Just wait.. K34: Here we are. D3: Where are we? K34: None of your business.
Jezz: Does anyone mind that ive started this? Skye: ... Jezz: Oh what, no comments Skye? Skye: Well... I think its going to suck to be honest. You know you don't know enough big words to write stories. Jezz: I know plenty big words!!! *fumes* Skye: Awww. Now C'mon.. awwww- Jezz: NOPE. Im going some place where im more appreciated. *turns her back* Skye:... Jezz...? Don't get all silly... Jezz: *walks over to a funny shaped door* This looks interesting... perhaps if I say in here- *walks in* *door shuts behind her* NOOOOOOO Im in the funny shaped room with lots of corners!! Noooo! *bangs on the door* *3 voices laughing* hahahaaaa we've got Alt and now we've got YOU. No one can escape our wrath! We shall destroy this fortress! Jezz: It's hardly a fortress~...
"Hi everyone!" "Dangit, I'm starting to talk to myself agian" "What do you mean, [i]myself,I said that" "No you didn't, We both said that. Were both the same person" "WHAT?? Anyways, how did we get sucked into this place" "Dunno, some octagonal thing sucked us in and threw me here" "Don't you mean threw us here" "No, were the same person remeber" *lays down on ground and screams*
Spike: Yeah..That was the first time he has said something else than "me so pretty"...he said no two times and once ugly...now that is really something...
Mike: yeah...and they didn't even realize that he swings his club when he is happy...they just killed him.
Spike: Yup..but hey...that how the life goes :P
Jere: Oi, I said to you that we wont be back here...and where do I find you guys...now Mike...back to your picture!! and Spike you really should kill the dragon before he comes here...
"Chill, I will go out to hunt ogres!" "But Alt, won't the neverending story fall apart?" "Everywhere I go is the Neverending Story!" "Alt, you know that JereN has 69 posts now. . . ." "God, Chill. Innuendos aren't cool anymoarrrrrrrrrrr~" "Sawwy Awt." "Neither is talking like that." "I iz sry." "Lolcat langige iz olny kewl wen yoozd cireectly. . . ."
"Dude, stop screaming. If were going to be here we might as well do something. "You're right I guess. But what are we supposed to do?" "We start to adventure, deep into the Neverending Story" "Aww man, not again. I don't want this to turn into another Adventure Quest."
As they venture deeper into NES they come across Alt, the creator of NES.
"Hi! Alt, hows it going" Alt: Not now guys. Can't you see that I'm in a predicament. "Yeah, How you gonna get outa this crap" "Those Altassasins look pretty anarchyish"
Jezz: Guyzzz...? We'z loked in teh 8-syded ruum n we'z nedd tooz get awt! Skye: Shut up. Jezz: HALPZ! Skye: Tell you what, if you don't let us out, I'll sing. Jezz: Let meh out!!!!! Im begging!!! Skye: I've got a song that'll get on ya nerves, get on ya nerves, get on ya nerves, i've got a song that'll get on ya nerves~ Jezz: *screams* GET ME OUT NOW! THOSE ASSASSINS WILL PAY!! Skye: *continues singing. badly*
The Altassassins all shoot Alt in the head. He fals down on the floor, appearing dead. Altassassins: We killed him! Yes! Chill: It's never straightforward here. . . . Alt: Oh please, save me. Pathetic. That account of life.org was an alt. Altassassins: What?" Alt: Hehe, you've never experienced the unsanity before! Hua! *Alt sweeps his hair back (it was in his eyes) then he says the words 'chicken wing.'* Altassassins: That did nothing! Alt: You just wait. . . . *a giant hamster named Fuzzles raises out of a soda can-shaped hole in the ground put there with a pain brush named Joe. Then, Fuzzles sneezes on the Altasassins, and they turn into rolls of paper towels.* Chill: Why the paper towels? Alt: You spilled your Sierra Mist a while ago. I don't want it to stain the carpet.
"So Jeff, you still wanna be a super hero anyways?" ???: He's not here. "What do you mean you are him?" ???:No I'm not "Ok quit fooling around You the only other me out of me." ???: No you see Jeff got a hold of your credit card, and well... Made an ego clone in your head. " HE DID WHAT?!?!?!?!" ???: Yea... "When did he do this?!" ???: last night while you fell asleep on top of some random blue prius. " JEFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ???: so yeah I'm gonna need a name. " Fine since you got created in a weird way, your name is Al after Weird Al Yolcavick, now I'm going to bed."
J: Heh heh heh. Now that He's asleep I'm gonna go have some fun. Al: Can I come? J: ahhhh you freaked me out clone, anyways you have to your in his head to. Al: oh yeah haha J: anyways lets see what happens when we drop a lizard in a nuclear power reacter *evil music* Muahahahahahaha (Later) J: ok were here heh heh now lets drop him in three, two, one. Ninja lizard: The wild amphibian shall tame the beast!!! J:What the!?!?!?! - The following part has been removed due to a violent beating from a ninja lizard (later again) J: *moan* What happened? Al: You kind of got thrown into the reacter. J: Where am I now? Al: I honestly don't know. J: Oh my gosh!!! I'm floating! Al: lemme try *falls* ow hey how come it stopped. J: hey it only works for me Al: *plummets again* ow thats it we're going to see a nuclear docter. J: A wha? Al: *You should know what happened by now* ow. NEVER MIND
Alt: This thread is sinking slightly. . . ." Chill: Finally! Some rest! Alt: You're an insomniac. . . . Chill: I just remembered. . . .
P: There's something wrong there. M: Alt and Chill aren't meant to state names like us. P: No, I meant the fact that the thread was sinking. M: Oh, okay then.
