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thisisnotanalt
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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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zlith
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zlith: awe
vise: what?
zlith: you still exist
vise: yup >
zlith: my plan failed
vise: most indubitably
zlith: you might want to reconcider becoming part of the brethren if N even allows it
vise: why you scared
zlith: not really
vise: then what
zlith: listen to poison
vise: *listens* so silver bullets and steaks (mmmmm steak) will kil me now, but as a brethren member nothing else will
zlith: but what about being around others
vise: they could kill me now anyways
zlith: O yah go kill him please
vise: they won't kill me *sad face* would you

zlith
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vise: deaply sorry I said brotherhood instead of brethren before I am sooooooooooo tired.

Pois0nArr0w
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"Gah, you made me mess up, zilth! Grr. Uh, just edit out all the 'brotherhood' and put in place 'bretheren'."
F: *snickers*
"Shut up, Frank. You're just a dirty pirate. No one cares what you think."
F: *sad face*
"I still get the last words, though."

the_manta
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Manta: augh! I did it too! *glares at zlith*
Avicus: eesh. that glare could kill a guy.
Manta: Skye already does that. my glare liquifies you.
Avicus: *eep*
Manta: My question still stands, who is in the bretheren?
Avicus: hehe.

dragonball05
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Shepherd

"We be back, mateys."
"You know you don't really have to talk like a pirate."
"But I be a pirate, ye scurvy dog."
"Now you're just forcing it."
"What do ye mean?"
"Dude, shut..up!"
"What be I sayin' to put ye in such a foul mood?"
"..."

the_manta
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Manta: DB05... it's a pity you come at such a bad time. the NES is filled with mindless drivel, as of late.
Avicus: Some of us are still Inteligently unsane, but a few have no idea what structure is...
Manta: also, this is Tao. He's my pet manta ray.
Tao: *bubbles shyly*
Avicus: he's no good with new people.
Manta: good to have you back, DB05.
Avicus: a pleasure indeed.

Pazx
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Dragon... Ball...

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*starts caramelldansen*

nichodemus
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you might want to reconcider becoming part of the brethren if N even allows it


N: Members must be werewolves. And people who I deem fit to join.
D: Perfect sentences, and intelligient madness for instance.
N: No prospective members then....Only Jezz, Pazx, alt, DB qualify...but their no werewolves.
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DB! You're back!
Pazx
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P: I'm a werecat technically, except I always look like that.

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

N: Yes....
D: Perhaps I should bite Jess and Pazx?
N: To inject the were virus?
D: Then we'll create a female arm...

Morrighan
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You: I is back!
I: I know I am! So why are You saying I am?!
Me: I don't know! We're all crazy!
Myself: Amen to that!
Morrighan: *headdesk* -.-

thisisnotanalt
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Alt: I may need to be bitten as well, to preserve the safety of the NES. . . .
Chill: Why? You'd be lycanified.
Alt: If I can control my desire to sneak explosives into your food, I can control my desire for the full moon. . .to a certain extent.

Morrighan
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Nomad

Morrighan: Why am I the only vampire?!

You, I, Me, Myself: Because vampires kick A$$ and we're awsome like that!!

Pazx
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Peasant

D: Then we'll create a female arm...


Am I the only one who shuddered hugely at that?
jezz
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Farmer

D: Perhaps I should bite Jess and Pazx?

Jezz: Come anywhere near me with those teeth and I'll...
Skye: You'll...?
Jezz: I'll.. I can't think of anything menacing! Ohhgodd *hides under the bed again*
Skye: Why've you gone totally weak all of a sudden Jezz?
Jezz: *whispers* Cause I don't wanna get bittennn~
Skye: C'mon, Nich said the Brethren won't get you...
Jezz: I don't care! *whimpers*
Skye: Well... maybe a were-phoenix-wolf could be cool?
Jezz: Or painful *cries*
Skye: Well.... maybe you'll be immortal and strong?
Jezz: Yuh maybe... but I don't want change...
Skye: Jeez, toughen up! *kicks the bed* *the bed collapses*
Jezz: Ohhh owwww~.. *faints*

I feel funny today~
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