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thisisnotanalt
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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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nichodemus
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Jezz: Come anywhere near me with those teeth and I'll...
Skye: You'll...?
Jezz: I'll.. I can't think of anything menacing! Ohhgodd *hides under the bed again*
Skye: Why've you gone totally weak all of a sudden Jezz?
Jezz: *whispers* Cause I don't wanna get bittennn~
Skye: C'mon, Nich said the Brethren won't get you...
Jezz: I don't care! *whimpers*
Skye: Well... maybe a were-phoenix-wolf could be cool?
Jezz: Or painful *cries*
Skye: Well.... maybe you'll be immortal and strong?
Jezz: Yuh maybe... but I don't want change...
Skye: Jeez, toughen up! *kicks the bed* *the bed collapses*
Jezz: Ohhh owwww~.. *faints*


N: What have you done to my beautiful bed...Now I can't sleep....
D: It was just a joke.....
N: Sniffle, don't shun us Lycans. I don't bite people I'm actually concerned about....

*Crumbles again*
Morrighan
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Nomad

You: *Sits on jezz.*
Me: *Puts feet on You.*
I: *Puts a chair over both of them and sits on it.*
Myself: *Stands on I's head.*

Morrighan *Stands in a corner banging her head on the wall.* Get them out! OUT!

thisisnotanalt
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Alt: Jezz, you could call George to protect you! The chain of command here is changing. . . .
Alt: I am 3rd-in-command,
George: I and 2nd in command,
Isaac Brock: I'm first.
ALt: So, if you ask Isaac, you'll get George to protect you. Just give him a breakfast from Cracker Barrel.

Morrighan
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Nomad

Morrighan: I like Chicken and Dumplins' from Cracker Barrel!!

jezz
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Farmer

Skye: See Jess! Nacho says no ones going to bite you. Ever.
Jezz: ...
Skye: Oi. Jess? Jezz? JESZSSZSS!!
Jezz: *opens eyes* Who called? You.. Skye.. Jess? My nam- no. That's wrong? Jezz. With a zzZZzzz... *falls asleep*
Skye: *massive sigh* I think.. somethings happened to her brain. Perhaps... TOO MUCH STUDYING?
Jezz: STUDYING! Stud- ... study... wait.. whys there a... theres a person. on me... get off mister?.. . missus- *falls asleep again*
Skye: Yeah, theres a You on you... o_0 Morrighan! Get these people things off her!
Morrighan: I'm too busy facepalming myself. Sorry. Deal with them.
Skye: *another sigh* I might aswell just run this place my bloody self..

Morrighan
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Nomad

Morrighan: Kind of busy banging my head on the wall here. Can it wait? Xp

nichodemus
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N: Might as well...Lads get them people off Jess...
D: Heave Ho! Steady my good fellows...
N: The things I do for you...Grumble....Still go study hard...

Morrighan
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Nomad

Morrighan: *Stumbles all around the room.* Look at all the pretty colors! Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

DDX
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Nomad

*walks through the wreckage of what was once a great thread*

D:"Ah zeno, the thread has deteriorated to such an extent"
Z:"Who the ***k do you think you're talking to?"
D:"Don't hit me!"
Z:"You know Dan, we're the same you and I, so seriously step up or else."

D:*whimpers*
"well at least Pazx, Nicho, and Jezz can pick up the slack right?"

Z:"Wrong step and I cut you"

D: *rocks back and forth whimpering*

Morrighan
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Nomad

Morrighan: *Accidently bumps into D. She giggles.* Oops, sorry. ^.^

jezz
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Farmer

*rocks back and forth whimpering*

Jezz: Awhh noes.. I don't like Zeno...
Z: *turns around*
Skye: Jezz, shutup shutup!
Jezz: 0_0 *lines up the people and hides behind them*
Zeno: Yeah you better hide kid...
Jezz: *whispers* Nicho... the Brethren here? Cuz look at this guy.. *points to Zeno*
Morrighan
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Nomad

You: Why are you putting us in front of the scary man?

I: Yeah, we don't like it!

Me: No, we don't.

Myself: At least I'm farther away from him...

nichodemus
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Jezz: *whispers* Nicho... the Brethren here? Cuz look at this guy.. *points to Zeno


N: No...after they carried the people on you off, I called them to scram. So you won't be frightened.
D: How thoughtful....
N: Scram Demus!
Morrighan
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Nomad

Me, Myself, I: NARNIA!! We're here! Thanks Charlie!!

jezz
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Farmer

Jezz: Yay!
Skye: Oh my goodness. you're.. happy?
Jezz: Suppose.. *loopy grin*
Skye: Charlie.. the unicorn?
Jezz: *screams and runs out the room*
Skye: Awh not again..
Jezz: That.. unicorn.. he scares me.. so ...much..*rocks back and forth*
Skye: Hahaaa... bless her. Its one thing after another...

Guize! (sorry Dan) I've gotta go to ma dads. I'll be back later, lucky for you! [/sarcasm]

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