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thisisnotanalt
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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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WackWeeper
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if this thread continues, 'thisisnotanalt' could get hundreds of AG points, plus the thread might never sink, since its called never ending story.... very wise indeed....hahaha

Pazx
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if this thread continues, 'thisisnotanalt' could get hundreds of AG points, plus the thread might never sink, since its called never ending story.... very wise indeed....hahaha


What the heck is an AG Point?

It's not going to sink, you can count on that.
Wigginometry
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It's not going to sink, you can count on that.


Certainly, as long as it stays this good to read...

Um, need moar unsanity?
Pazx
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Um, need moar unsanity?


M: I don't see you helping.
P: Mary! We don't want more people!
M: Yeah, more fun with just the main people~
P: I wish they'd get here already > >
M: Get back to your art.
P: Okay then > >
WackWeeper
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What the heck is an AG Point?


sorry, i meant armor points, my bad...
Pazx
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sorry, i meant armor points, my bad...


P: Haha, I'm just being mean~
M: You do that alot > >
JereN
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Mike: You know I kinda miss Burk...Even if he couldn't say anything else than "me so pretty"..
Spike: Yup. Would be nice to get him back..He was handy siege weapon. No wall could withstand that head.
Jere: There is a way...
Mike/Spike: WHAT?!?! How?? Tell us!!
Jere: Well we need Pierce. Lets go.
*They go to P & M*
Jere: Hi Pierce. Can I borrow your worms?
M: What? What you mean his worms?
Jere: Well every EMO has these flesh eating worms between their toes. The pain kinda helps them to get to the EMO feeling.
P: I'm not sure if I should lend them.
Jere: Oh come on..You'll get them back. I promise.
P: Well ok. But remember to bring them back!
*Takes worms from between the toes and gives to Jere*
M: Eeeeyyyyywwwwww!!!
Jere: Now we need to find an altar of George. M & P...it's better that you wait here.
P: Why?
Jere: Ummm...Errr...Well...you see...it won't work if you are there
P: Oh...ok.
*They go and sacrifice the worms to George and so bringing Burk back to life*
Mike: We could resurrect Lilith too you know..
*Lilith is back*
P: NOOOOOOOO...MY WOOOOORRRMMMSSSS...I can't be EMO no more!!!!!!!
*Pierce turn into something that reminds Gollum*
P: My prrrecioussssss!!!

Burk: ME SOOO PRETTYYYYY!!!!!

Pazx
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P: I'd prefer not to be represented as an emo with flesh eating worms between toes. *throws Lilith back into wild, trips Burk, drops rock on Burk, stabs burk, Goes to JereN, sheathes sword, crosses arms*

/thread

Pazx
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M: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST END THAT POST WITH!?
P: Uh...
M: YOU DESTROYED THE FREAKIN' THREAD!
P: I think I meant /conversation
M: I hope so.
P: We better post this so that bit is ignored.
M: It would help if you clicked 'submit'
P: Perhaps~

WackWeeper
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hahaha, scared me for a sec, thought i offended you...

jezz
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/thread


Jezz: :O Pierce, so many lives could have been taken if you'd have left that as it was!
Skye: Yeah, namely mine!
Jezz: Shame on yooooouu... *Does the shame-on-you finger thing*
Skye: ooo you went there!
Jezz: I did. lulz.

*still locked in teh octagonal room!*
*spots a giant gummy bear over the other side of the room*
Jezz: *finds a cup attached to a piece of string hanging on the wall* Hmmm well this looks interesting...
"Hey all!"
*evil voice booms around the NES* "Hey all"
Skye: wow! Let me try...
"I must be praised by all! I command the AltAssassins to bring me every packet of Oreos they can find or you can face the wrath of Carter the Gummy Bear! Once set upon you he will slowly gum you to sanity!
Carter: OM NOM NOM NOM!!
AltAssassins: Oh. God.
JereN
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Jere: now now P...I have freed you from your worms and you don't need to be emo no more :P. So little boy you should really back a bit before someone gets hurt. Capisce?
Lilith: You pitiful mortal. How could you stand a change against ancient demon..Not even George could "destroy" me.
Mike: yeah..no one liked you as an emo anyways
Burk: Me so pretty!?
Spike:So..now when we are all settled we could go slay some dragons maybe? As you could see of that sword using there so Pierce need A LOT of practice..and what would be better than dragons?

*and off they go*

Burk: Me so pretty!
Jere/Mike/Spike/Lilith/P&M: SHUT THE F*** UP!!

jezz
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Jezz: Oof, when I get my hands on that Pierce offender...
Skye: I don't think there's much you can do Jezz...
Jezz: I'LL THINK... of something...
*ponders*

JereN
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so you want to get your hands on "Pierce the offender"?

Pazx
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M: The way JereN said it makes me want to say 'Eww...'
P: lolwut?
M: Don't ask.
P: I'm starting to worry.
M: About?
P: Jezz. What did I do?
M: /thread'd?
P: Seriously, don't write that.
Ever.
M: Okay then~
P: > >
M: < <

Spike:So..now when we are all settled we could go slay some dragons maybe? As you could see of that sword using there so Pierce need A LOT of practice..and what would be better than dragons?


P: Oh har har, *stabs Spike this time*
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